Wishes Don't Always Come True, But If This One Did...
As dorky and dumb as it is, I often find myself making a wish when one of those wish-making moments comes up. You know, like when blowing out your birthday candles, a shooting star, when an eyelash falls out, and of course the traditional breaking of the wishbone during Thanksgiving. Even I roll my eyes at myself for still doing it, but I keep wishing that one day Mary Elizabeth Winstead will go topless in a movie.
We all know that wishes are made up, they aren’t real, and there is no such thing as magic in this world, but damn it Mary Elizabeth Winstead is really hot and I think if she did a nude scene in a movie that would be pretty damn great. And if I can feel like I helped in some way make that happen, that would make seeing Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s boobs that much better. So, I don’t mind believing in wishes if that means one day—in the near future—Mary Elizabeth Winstead will be making her nude debut on the big screen.
Sure, Mary Elizabeth Winstead may or may not ever go topless, but that doesn’t mean I, you, and everyone else should take that moment before we blow out our birthday and wish for something the wholeworld would love. Come on, make this wish with me!
