Battle of the Unbelievably Hot Network Stars
This morning we let you peek into the mind of Mr. Skin himself to find out which TV stars he'd most like to see make the naked leap to the big screen in 2010. And it seems that the E! staff was entertaining similar thoughts this weekend. Only they want to see TV's hottest babes do catfight battle for prime-time supremacy. Can't we combine those two ideas into the best use of a video camera ever devised by a human?
Round 1:Smallville's Allison Mack vs. Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester
Armed with a closet full of the sexiest designer lingerie her Upper East Side money can buy, Meester's Blair Waldorf has a definite advantage in this match. And with her willingness to use the power of seduction, steamy sex scandals, and even low-down and dirty hair pulling to her advantage, we're going with Leighton all the way.
Round 2:V's Elizabeth Mitchell vs. Mad Men's Christina Hendricks
With the enormous breasts she hides behind all of that conservative '60s tweed, Christina Hendricks is Mr. Skin's personal favorite current TV star. But Elizabeth Mitchell had naked lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie in Gia. Mitchell wins, hands down.
Round 3:Fringe's Anna Torv vs. House's Lisa Edelstein
This is possibly the most difficult match-up of the bunch. Anna mostly dons stuffy suits as an FBI agent, and Lisa is often clad in scrubs as a doctor. Both have given us decent underwear scenes within the confines of TV but haven't branched out too far into the sexy prospects of the big screen. Lisa has been teasing since the early '90s, while Anna is newer to the game and not set in her skingy ways. Anna inches ahead by a nose.
Round 4:Glee's Jane Lynch vs. Chuck's Yvonne Stravhoski
Based on her character's badass, bordering-on-pure-evil nature, Jane Lynch would take this battle in a heartbeat. But since Jane's never offered her fans even a hint of skin, Yvonne, with her continued parade of sexy lingerie on the NBC spy series, is the clear winner here.
But who would come out on top of this incredibly beautiful pile of boob-tube babes? Why, the only one who's ever stripped on screen of course! When you've got Elizabeth Mitchell nude amidst a group of always-clothed gals, the choice couldn't be any clearer.
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