In her much-lauded portrayal of Frida Kahlo—the Mexican painter whose work adorns the walls of freshman dorms from Reed College to Sarah Lawrence—in the acclaimed biopoc Frida, mam-tastic Mexican mamasita Salma Hayek hit all the high points of the artist’s life: lesbianism and nudity.

Salma spends a lot of the movie exploring Frida’s fondness for female flesh, making out with Ashley Judd on the dance floor and rubbing real-life rug-muncher Saffron Burrows’s muff under the table, but her lady-loving reaches a climax with this boob- and butt-baring Sapphic sex scene with Karine Plantadit-Bageot. Mexican hot chocolate is spicy! more…

You might not be able to recognize her without the signature bushy eyebrows cropping into the frame, but trust Mr. Skin: The heavy-hanging hooters in the free nude pic after the cut belong to Salma Hayek as she embodies bisexual Mexican painter Frida Kahlo in Frida. Though the main meat of Salma’s malmas is partially obscured by bits of plaster, that only means that hanging on a wall somewhere is a cast of Hayek’s rayek. What a masterpiece! more…

Got a craving for the tongue-singeing spice that only a hot Mexican dish can bring? Order up a heaping helping of south-of-the-border import Salma Hayek. Your palate will thank you after getting a taste of her naked chimichangas in Desperado, more tostadas in Breaking Up, her plump and tasty carne de cerdo in Wild Wild West, jalapeño hooters in Frida, and sizzling pink taco in Ask the Dust! You’ll be whipping up a batch of our own horchata after watching Mr. Skin’s Babe of the Day salute to Salma Hayek’s mouth-watering career, after the cut. more…

The Book of 'Bert': High-Class Stars with Some High-Class 'Stache (Triad Publishing) is an indispensable guide to the glorious days when the main measure of macho was the unshaven terrain between a man's nostrils and piehole. It even features a foreword by ultimate '80s mustache hero Jon Oates. more…

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