Blog Posts about Promises! Promises!

While we love every last one of the sexy celebs here at Mr. Skin, let's be honest- it doesn't take a genius to take your clothes off. But being smart doesn't preclude a career in skinema, either. Join Skin Central after the jump for a roundup of skinful stars like Jayne Mansfield and Natalie Portman who are also 100%, grade-A, certified geniuses.

More after the jump!

Playboy has been in business for almost 60 years now, and with all of those centerfolds- 2,969 of them- tit's only snatchural that some of them have gone on to greater fame and fortune. In honor of the Easter Bunny's big weekend, we're celebrating some of the breast bunnies who used their Playboy pictorials as a springboard to celebrity.

Spring has sprung, and you'll be too with nude celebrity bunnies after the jump!

Iconic Eisenhower-era blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield finally exploded nude on all over the big screen in the comedy Promises! Promises!, which debuted on this date in 1963.

Thus was born the first instance of Hollywood using celebrity nudity to sell a movie.

And from there, the remainder of Skinstory has followed.

Learn more about the real-life mom of Law and Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay, and the film that broke down the boob-and-butt barrier, after the jump.

Mr. Skin is your kind of guy. Just look at this website. Now imagine that his knowledge, expertise, and quick way with a quip about pubic mounds could be transformed into an easy-to-carry, all-skinclusive, one-stop reference book covering the very best of the breast in what's nude on home video.

In 2005 the realms of publishing, home video, and obsessive naked-movie-star fandom alike were forever reconfigured by the monumental arrival of the bestselling Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked (St. Martin's).

Wherever men of ideas and action gather to exchange theories and compare experiences, the talk invariably comes around to praising those few accomplished gentlemen among us who have wallowed in the physical delights of a mother and her daughter. The notion of gaining access to the most intimate, moistest recesses of two women, one of whom has squirmed from the womb of the other, is too much for a meek-willed male to contemplate without swooning. It's a hale and brave fellow who embraces the reality of copulating with two successive generations of directly descending females.