Two Celebrity Sapphists Back on the Poon-Hunting Circuit


Bisexual Vietnamese reality star and nude model Tila Tequila and her les-be-friend and fellow reality star Courtenay Semel have called it quits and gone back on the market to bounce from pole to hole until they find happiness.

Tila Tequila, best known for her reality dating competition show, A Shot at Love, also struck out with busty blonde nude model Kristy Morgan, who won the second season, but then refused to enter into a romantic relationship with the petite pussyhound.

Courtenay, the daughter of former Yahoo CEO and Chinese collaborator Terry Semel, has also been lesbionically linked in the tabloids with recent but die-hard convert to the pink fold Lindsay Lohan and to Brittny Gastineau, daughter of former Jets lineman Mark Gastineau.

But despite being seen rubbing lotion on each other recently, Tila and Courtenay’s Vietnamese-Jewish girl-girl romance has finally succumbed to the outside pressures of media and society pushing them apart.

Robert Frost said it best:

Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.