Hole + Pole + (Hole + Hole) = Open Relationship

This past Wednesday, when her smirking Sapphic sex slave Sam was spinning Katy Perry remixes at heroin-themed London nightclub Chinawhite, lesbian thespian Lindsay Lohan was reportedly flirting with breeders in the VIP room.

But what does Sam expect? Even the Amazons had to rape some Gargareans once in a while to keep the race going.

Rips in the fabric of Lindsay and Sam’s two-twat tapestry of torrid turpitude began showing last week when Sam busted LiLo putting the moves on a swinging dick at Las Vegas’s Pure nightclub.

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Two Celebrity Sapphists Back on the Poon-Hunting Circuit

Bisexual Vietnamese reality star and nude model Tila Tequila and her les-be-friend and fellow reality star Courtenay Semel have called it quits and gone back on the market to bounce from pole to hole until they find happiness.

Tila Tequila, best known for her reality dating competition show A Shot at Love, also struck out with busty blonde nude model Kristy Morgan, who won the second season, but then refused to enter into a romantic relationship with the petite pussyhound. more…

LiLo and SamRo in Cabo

Popular destination spot Cabo San Lucas, Mexico is overrun with bikini-clad lesbians these days. Or at least it’s overrun with two bikini-clad lesbians: Y-dining power-couple Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.

Between smoking cigarettes, holding hands, laying in the sun, and standing ankle-deep in the surf, it seems like these two WNBA-loving clam-slammers are up for just about anything on their hairpie-huffing holiday!

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Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh with the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest T&A Questions.

Today's Query: Who Was the Sexiest Woman to Ever Marry Tom Cruise?

From the megaton milk-jugs of Mimi Rogers to flame-maned Nicole Kidman with her world-class ass to tall and tawdry Katie Holmes, Scientology (and #1 movie star in the world status) has been very, very good to Tom Cruise.

Still one matter remains unsettled, of these three ferociously fine females, which was the hottest to ever take on the title of Mrs. Cruise.

Press play on the video to find out what folks like you (and not Xenu) had to say. more…

Ten gallon teated bombshell Jessica Simpson is used to being the focus of attention behind a screen. After all, she shot to fame on boob tube with Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and filled Catherine Bach's legendary short shorts as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard.

Now, Jess is getting Hazzard-ously hot on her own time, peeling down in front of a webcam for her Dallas Cowboy beau Tony Romo.

After the jump, find out exactly what went down (Jess's panties?) on that computer monitor! more…

Hostel 2 Star Exercises Her Right to Rug-Munch Till Death Do Us Part

Heather Matarazzo, best known as Dawn Weiner from the cult favorite Welcome to the Dollhouse, doesn’t seem to have much interest in wiener at all in real life.

Heather, who had been a frequent diner at the Y long before she appeared on The L Word in 2007, announced today that she would be marrying her girlfriend of one year, Carolyn Murphy.

Read more about the former Miss Weiner and current vag-itarian and check out a naked picture of what Mr. Skin thinks the honeymoon might look like after the cut. more…

France’s First Femme Flashed Flesh for Photogs

Carla Bruni, former fashion model and current third wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, made headlines in April when a nude photo of her taken in 1993 sold for $91,000 at auction, the most money ever paid for a single piece of spank-fodder.

The statuesque babe, who recently denied that her claim of having thirty lovers in a song on her latest album was literally accurate, is now worried that there may be a lot more pictures of her rack, rump, and even her rug floating around. To see one such picture, click below. more…

Love and Basketball, with Two Baskets and No Balls

The Motor City got a little overheated today, fueled by revelations of a secret Sapphic sex tryst back in 2000 between Minnesota Lynx Anna DeForge and the Detroit Shock’s Nancy Lieberman, a married Basketball Hall-of-Famer recently come out of retirement to sign a seven-day contract with the squad.

The rumored rug-munching occurred when Lieberman was the Shock’s coach and DeForge was a player. Management fired Lieberman at the end of the losing season, but now she’s back as a teammate.

For the last few years, DeForge and Lieberman have been running basketball camps together. Read more and see a pic of what Mr. Skin thinks may have happened back in 2000 after the jump. more…

Rapper Jay-Z Is Kept Company by a Fruit Carving of Wife Beyonce's Breasts

Touring can be hard on man, especially when he's left a super-stacked lady all alone at home. Luckily hip-hop mogul Jay-Z has a novel solution to curing his casaba cravings--he has wife Beyonce Knowles's knockers carved out of fruit to help him get through the lonely nights on the road! more…

Today, Drunken Stepfather, one of my favorite celebrity blogs, published these pictures of now legally engaged couple Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi taking a little pre-wedding sailing trip. Either because they sprung a leak and needed to lighten the load or because Ellen couldn't go fifteen minutes without gawking at Portia's pontoons (I know I can't), the clam-slamming comedienne's considerate concubine took off her top and exposed her Northern no-man's-land to the sun while she happily contemplated her honeymoon hairpie. Thank you, Governor Schwarzenegger! more…