We've got a couple of real stinkers for ya this week in viral videos, including a serious contender for the worst heavy metal video of all time (and trust us, there's some stiff competition) and an utterly offensive (and hilarious!) Christmas ditty. And after you've drunk from that bitter cup, we've got some sweet, sweet bikinis to wash it all down.

First we've got what appears to be the marriage of a RenFair costume contest and a community college video production course. The Narrator's cleavage ain't half bad, though:



Next, we've got a Christmas song from Tiny Tim that has taken on an unfortunate double meaning since its initial release. See, Tiny Tim is singing about Ayds, an appetite suppressant popular in the late '70s, and the deadly disease wasn't officially dubbed AIDS until two years after this song was released. The premise works either way, though:



Finally, a pop quiz. If fat people falling down are the second most popular thing on the internet, then what's the first? That's right, hot chicks in bikinis falling down:



Join us next week for more of the breast viral videos on the web right here at the Mr. Skin blog!