The Last Warrior (1989)

One lone American sits watch on a Pacific island during WWII in The Last Warrior (1989). His only companions are missionaries and some Polynesian playthings with whom he can practice the missionary position. When the Japanese attack it’s up to our soldier boy to protect the defenseless natives and Maria Holvoe, who’s yet to take her vow of chastity, which is a good thing, because otherwise the movie would be skinless! It ends up being our hero versus the last warrior--get it? There’s lots of swordplay, though thanks to Maria not all of it is onscreen.