Sucking on Titties

We believe it was the poets of world-renowned, comedic hair metal band Steel Panther who once eloquently sang “I want your tits/Yeah I want ‘em all/I want your boobs/Come on, baby, play ball/I wanna squeeze them and taste them/You got the best boobs and they’re gonna get rocked tonight.” Truer words were never uttered, and what better way to introduce a playlist dedicated to hoovering hooters! Naomi Watts gets her nip nibbled by Sean Penn in 21 Grams, Agathe Rousselle gives Garance Marillier’s tits a tongue bath before chomping down in Titane, Nicolas Cage slurps tequila off of Elisabeth Shue’s shoulder boulders in Leaving Las Vegas, and Hilary Swank turns on Chloë Sevigny a little too much with her mouth in Boys Don’t Cry. Watch Anna Smith’s boobs get imbibed during a frisky foursome with Crystal Vickers, Amy Waller, and a very lucky man in The Fall Guys, Anna Levine uses her massive mams as a bargaining chip in Drunks, Chen Chih-Ying has a dude lick whipped cream off her cans in The 33D Invader, and Nancy Trotter Landry sticks her breast in a sleeping guy’s mouth in The Orgasm Diaries. Forget Folgers, that’s the best part of waking up! Plus Shanola Hampton, Ashley Judd, Jessica Alba, Kanae Mizuhara, Sophie Charlotte, Suzanne Quast, Clara Segura, Johanna De Vera, and more stacked stars getting their pillows fluffed and sucked.