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The Orgasm Diaries (2010)

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Looking for a sexy flick told from the perspective of a taxidermist? You're weird! But if you're cool with that fact, The Orgasm Diaries (2010) has you covered. Also known as Brilliantlove, this low budget British flick follows a weirdo couple who spend most of their time walking around their converted garage in the buff, or doing sex stuff. She's Noon (Nancy Trotter Landry), a stunning stuffer of dead things, and he's Manchester (Liam Browne), an amateur photographer. How do they pay the bills with those jobs? They don't, they shoplift and sell the goods when they're not playing with each other's goodies. One day Manchester leaves behind some of his nude photos of he and Noon doing the naughty, and a rich guy (Michael Hodgson) discovers them. He tracks them down and declares that he wants to display the photos and let the couple live in his mansion. But when the photos and the photographer blow up in the art world, our carefree couple's days of snooze, sex, steal, and repeat, come to an end. Will the pair survive such a sudden shift in their lives, or will Manchester toss her aside once he becomes a big man in the art scene? Deemed by one film reviewer as "softcore porn for hipsters" there's all sorts of shots that'll give you the big O. Oh baby did seeing Wendy Newman as a teeny bikini wearing bodybuilder have our forearms feeling the burn! Dear diary, we found a new fetish today! There's also Arabella Arnott in a bikini, but the only nudity came from Noon. Luckily, it's good enough to get your small hand stroking straight up! Yes, Nancy Trotter Landry shows all three B's in all sorts of situations, from standing in the shower and riding Manchester on the roof, to letting him suck on her nipples in the garage before a dude ends up jerkin it to her naked, sleeping body when she's in the mansion. We don't know about taxidermy, but we'd sure like to stuff that muff of Nancy's after seeing her body in The Orgasm Diaries.