Whitney Nipney Slipney
Whitney Port, who was Lauren Conrad’s sidekick on MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, has recently switched coasts (and casts) to become the star of her own show, The City, set in NYC.
But it takes more than a new time slot and one of the coldest winters on record to keep this beach bunny out of a bikini and away from the pounding surf.
And thank God for that!
Equipped with a waterproof microphone pack that added just the right amount of extra weight to her swim top, Whitney waded into the water and was quickly disrobed by the irresistible forces of time and tide, giving camera-carrying onlookers the chance to snap pics of a momentarily exposed nipple.
Responding to the uproar, Whitney wrote in her blog:
“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren't the most discreet and I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit -- not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view...very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”
This isn’t the first nip Whit’s slipped. Back in May, a mind preoccupied with eating an a black top ill-equipped to stay over the natural shape of Whitney’s unaugmented rack resulted in a nipple right in her bread plate at LA’s exclusive lunching locale The Ivy.
Nip-slips are nice, but they’re no substitute for crotch-shots, much less total toplessness. Still, any Port in a storm!
