Knocked Up isn’t just the title of one of Mr. Skin’s favorite movies, it also describes what has recently happened to two of Mr. Skin’s favorite celebrities, porn legend Jenna Jameson and British T&A-lister Minnie Driver.

The pair of expectant eyefuls, both of whose swollen teats, soon-to-be-greatly-expanded vadges and sweaty slabs of seat meat are available on MrSkin.com, are in different stages of pregnancy. But neither is worried about staying out of the public eye.

Click below to read more and check out a nude pic Minnie’s mams and muff. more…

Leryn Franco Causes Men Everywhere to Temporarily Take Up Javelins, Pole-Vaulting

In an attempt to make the world’s most babe-intensive Olympics even more skin-friendly, Parguayan Olympic Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco has posed in and out of a bikini for a series of black and white photos.

This year’s games have already seen German Olympians posing in Playboy, a sex tape and photo scandal for French swimmer Laure Manaudou, and a false alarm regarding a Swedish crossbow champion.

And now this. Read more after the jump. more…

Lisa Rinna Reenacts The Bikini Carwash Company

Scratch off "feeling violently jealous of Harry Hamlin" to your list of things you'd never thought you'd do.

Hamlin's wife, the intoxicatingly mammoth-mouthed actress Lisa Rinna, recently turned heads and dropped jaws when she crammed her tight and toned body into a gold bikini top and the shortest shorts this side of Hazzard County so she could get all soaked washing her car.

Lisa's recent jaunt on Dancing with the Stars turned her already-hot bod into a lean, mean, car-washing machine. More after the cut! more…

Hellboy Hottie to Steam Up Boob Tube with Skintastic Kath and Kim Costumes

Scrumptious skin fave Selma Blair was snapped on the set of her upcoming television series, Kath & Kim (a remake of the original Australian show Kath & Kim), sporting a bikini the size of three postage stamps.

If the expression on her face is to be believed, she doesn't appear to be feeling too cheerful in her slinky swimwear. But trust us, Selma, we're more than happy to see you. We're positively slappy to see you.

More Kath & Kimmified Selma Blair awaits you on the other side of the cut! more…

Oops, She Looks Great Again! Britney's Everywhere Today . . . Half Nude!

It's been a long, hard couple of years for pop tartlet Britney Spears, with her divorce and custody battle with ex-husband/full-time douche Kevin Federline, her mental health issues, and her many fashion faux pas. But through it all, we at Skin Cental have been pulling for our beloved Brit. And pulling, and pulling, and pulling.

And for the last few months, it appears that Britney's come leaps and bounds from last year's sad gal in a skewed wig and frumpy clothes, and to celebrate, she's spent the past week wearing some eye-gougingly sexy get-ups that would look right at home on the Britney Spears of 1999.

Enjoy some shots of Britney looking toned and tight and taut in a bikini over at Egotastic, and after the cut, see Brit's sexy new spots for the upcoming MTV Video Music awards, and see what she's got on underneath a completely see-through shirt! more…

Achtung, Boobies! It's Joanna Krupa Naked in German Maxim!

Stateside, Maxim magazine is well-known for featuring scantily-clad starlets airbrushed to perfection with their bodies contorted just enough to hide their shame. That's why we look to Maxim's European cousins for Maxim-um skinnage.

Polish-born, Chicago-raised Joanna Krupa first shook her steamed pierogis as a Juggy Girl on The Man Show, and in this month's issue of German Maxim, she gets juggy with it once again. Completely and udder-ly topless!

Click through the cut, and get a Pole! more…

Succulent Supermodel Cindy Crawford adds T&A to R&R on Vacation

Mams overboard!

Supermodel/ageless wonder Cindy Crawford hopped aboard George Clooney's yacht and sailed around in the French Riviera. When in France, do as the Frenchies do, and Cindy certainly did, doffing her bikini top in favor of roasting her topless two in the summer sun.

After the cut, prepare to butter your baguette, because Cindy serves up some French pastries that will melt in your mouth! more…

Want to see Full House moppet Mary-Kate Olsen wearing a bikini? As Michelle Tanner herself would say, "you got it, dude!"

In the past, the bite-sized twin sought help for anorexia, but by the looks of her bod in this clingy, barely-there bikini, she's now the picture of health. Hot, hot health.

Mary-Kate most recently appeared in the stoner comedy The Wackness (in which she made out with Gandhi himself, Sir Ben Kingsley) and on the boob tube version of a stoner comedy, Weeds.

And it looks like MK's ultra-toned physique is the perfect cure for your case of the munchies.

(Pic courtesy HollywoodSleazy!) more…

Former Miss World and Celebrity Big Brother Star Danielle Lloyd Covers (Most of) Her Big Sisters in Topless Sunbathing Photos

There must be something in the water over in England—and Mr. Skin thinks it must be silicone! With British fake-titish all-stars like Katie "Jordan" Price and Jodie Marsh parading their plastic pontoons in front of paparazzi cameras every other day, it's nice to see a fresh face flaunting her fungbags—even if she does manage to hide her teat peaks.

Danielle Lloyd is a top English model and reality-TV star, but she was once a much smaller-chested beauty queen. That is until a spread in Playboy stripped her of her crown. That's a start, but when is Danielle going to be stripped of her wardrobe on film? Doesn't she know they're allowed to show nudity on TV in England?

For more pics of Danielle's best cover-up attempts, visit Derek Hail, and for a sexy snap of a similarly disgraced (and disrobed) beauty queen, join us after the cut. more…

That Water Must Be Awfully Cold

Blonde, bodaciously-bodied Aussie import Sophie Monk may hail from a land down under, but it's what she's got north of her equator that has everyone talking today.

The pouty-mouthed actress hit a Malibu beach yesterday afternoon to enjoy some water sports, and we all got to enjoy what she was sporting . . . on her chest.

Sophie, who split with Good Charlotte's Benji Madden shortly before he hooked up with barest heiress Paris Hilton, doesn't seem to mind being single. Especially when she's got a double dose of rock-hard pokies jutting against her red string bikini!

For more pics of Sophie Monk's hard nips in a bikini, go to F-listed, and to see Sophie's sweet surfer girl boobs sans bikini top, come into the cut on the next page. more…

Britney sets off sparks with her bikini bod and her cig!

When it comes to showing off her luscious body in a bikini, Britney Spears has come a long way, baby!

As slender as a Misty Ultra Slim 110 and as cool and smooth as a menthol light, Brit was snapped recently lighting up her backyard stuffing her pretty pink lung pillows and tight little ash into a slinky bikini and sunning herself poolside.

After a crazy couple of years involving mental illness, head shaving, and attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, Britney's back in shape, and from the looks of it, she's one dirty habit we'd love to get hooked on.

And to celebrate the settlement of her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, Brit enjoyed puffing on a cigarette—with the help of one of her young sons, who amused himself playing with Mama's lighter.

OK, so Britney still might have a few things to learn about being a mom, but when it comes to being a MILF, she's always hot, hot, hot! more…

Rosario Dawson Stuffs Her Teat Meat into a Deliciously Low-cut Bikini Top

Summertime brings a bevy of babes baring their bods in bikinis on the beach, but not every gorgeous celebrity is as helpful as Alexander and Sin City star Rosario Dawson, who generously bends down so that the overhead camera can get an even better look down her cavernous cleavage. It's like taking a scenic trip to the Gland Canyon!

Find more snaps of Rosario's voluminous rosebuds at Drunken Stepfather, and see Rosario Dawson nude by joining Mr. Skin Premium now. more…