Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre or year with great nudity. This week: SPORTS!
Let's celebrate The Big Game with these sports films. Football, basketball, gymnastics, hockey, baseball - they all have opportunities to introduce some sexy ladies who take off their clothes. One thing is for sure: these sporty minxes won't leave your balls blue.
The Bronze is a hilarious indie comedy about the competitive world of gymnastics. Hope is a former Olympic bronze medalist who is played by Melissa Rauch. She wants to relive her glory days and she lucks out when she meets Ben, another former Olympian, who can help whip her back into shape. she has a WILD sex scene where the two of them get naked and show off their skills. Melissa swaps bodies for her body double Michelle Derstine to nail these handstands.
Do you want football? Drama? Breasts? Then Varsity Blues is the movie for you. This 1999 classic starred Dawson himself, James Van Der Beek, as a high school football player in a small Texas town where the team's coach is pushing his team over the edge. The boys blow off some steam with sexy high school hotties like Bristi Havins and Ali Larter.
Tonie Perensky stole the show as a teacher who moonlights as a stripper. Her students just so happen to be at the strip club when she hits the stage to perform. She is embarrassed, but she ultimately decides to go for it in one of the hottest stripteases ever.
All the Right Moves starred Tom Cruise as a high school football star. This film is notable for being Lea Thompson's first time going nude. The fun fact about this scene is that Lea was nervous to go nude, so Tom offered to take off his clothes to help her feel more comfortable. What a class act! Thank goodness he did that because Lea ended up looking a lot more comfortable with her cans out.
Love Basketball is the classic basketball love story where Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps go from childhood friends to teens with NBA aspirations. Their connection depends now that they are older and the two of them let the sparks fly. They also play strip basketball in one of the sexiest one-on-one games ever!
Wildcats brought Goldie Hawn right into the boys' locker room and it brought her breasts straight to the tub. Michael Ritchie directed this 80s sports comedy that highlighted blonde bimbo Goldie in the best way. She takes over coaching duties for a high school team and she really is a fish-out-of-water, but she eventually proves herself in very endearing ways. It helps that we see her boobs.
1999 was the year of the football movie. Any Given Sunday joined Varsity Blues in Oliver Stone's film about American football drama. Cameron Diaz plays a hot NFL owner who hilariously enters the boys' locker room in one scene. Cam never shows her mams, but Elizabeth Berkley bares her boobs in one sexy scene in which her thong stays on. So hot!
Finally, let's take it back to 1985 when Joyce Hyser starred in Just One of the Guys. This beautiful brunette tucked away her. tits to go undercover as a guy in order to write a story for the school paper. She goes from a feminine minx to a butch babe who unveils her rack to one of the guys:
