Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week
The Alcove (1984)
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Annie Belle, Lilli Carati, Laura Gemser
The Alcove (1984) is another wanktastic Joe D'Amatoclassic, this time set in 1936 after the conquest of the Italian Empire. English soldierAl Cliveris headed home from the Zulu war with a hot Abyssinian slavestress in tow. She's Black Emanuelle herself,Laura Gemser, and her gems are as precious as ever! But while Al's been busy amassing human booty, his wife (Lilli Carati) has been bumping bathmats with the housekeeper,Annie Belle. Well, hell! Laura thinks this is just swell, because once she spots the two doing the lezzie dykstra, she figures she can use her fabbo figure to seduce the lady-licking lady of the house, using her to get out of bondage for good. All goes down as planned, and Annie is, of course, unhappy with this turn of the screw. Jealous, she sets out to ruin the relationship of the two-timing vagitarians, and soon the whole household is awash in hating and wild fornicating!
Alexander the Last (2009)
STUDIO: IFC
NUDE: Amy Seimetz, Jess Weixler
Writer-director Joe Swanberg, one of the gurus of New York City’s micro-budget “mumblecore” film movement, specializes in loosey-goosey plotlines, improvisational dialogue, and getting hot, arty chicks out of their clothes on camera. In Alexander the Last, the naked nubiles in question are Jess Weixler (who had biting vagina issues in the cult horror gem Teeth) and Amy Seimetz. Jess plays Alex, an actress, who’s married to Elliot (Justin Rice), a musician. When our hottie heroine gets cast in an off-off-Broadway play, she ends up in a threesome on-stage opposite Amy and a lucky downtown Bohemian doofus. Each lady exposes her lusciously lickable breasts and, as a beaver bonus, we later get a liquidly delicious glimpse of Amy’s bush while she pees. When it comes to these two babes getting bare, this Alexander is great!
The Caretaker (2008)
STUDIO: MTI
NUDE: Lola Davidson
Teenage pranksters James Immekus, Andrew St. John, and Diego J. Torres take their girlfriends Jennifer Freeman, Victoria Vande Vegte, and Kira Verrastro out to an old orchard for a scare only to fall prey to a murderous psychopath in the slasher flick The Caretaker (2008). Along with the systematic extermination of the naughty teens, this flick also features cameos by Judd Nelson and Jennifer Tilly and a mam-eo by topless Lola Davidson. The Caretaker will have you taking care of yourself!
The Crazies (1973)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Blue Underground
NUDE: Lane Carroll
George A. Romero followed up his low-budget zombie opus Night of the Living Dead (1968) with The Crazies (1973), a similarly gruesome apocalyptic thriller about a viral outbreak that unleashes havoc on an unsuspecting Pennsylvania hamlet. As soldiers swoop down to quarantine the area, terrified citizens aren’t sure what’s worse--the maddening bug or the tyrannical martial order. The movie’s unassuming heroes are a firefighting veteran (W.G. McMillan) and his pregnant wife (Lane Carroll), who stand tall despite worsening odds. Through thick and thin, Carroll stands by her man--sometimes very close by--in some truly eyebrow-raising skin scenes.
Shall We Kiss? (2007)
STUDIO: Music Box
NUDE: Virginie Ledoyen
The French romantic comedy Un baiser s'il vous plait (2007) is a story within a story about a teacher named Nicolas Gimas (Emmanuel Mouret) who has sex with his longtime best friend Judith (Virginie Ledoyen) to get over his insecurities about physical relationships with women. Virginie gives us a quick glimpse of her boobs. Une plus vue s’il vous plait!
Sorority Row (2009)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Summit
NUDE: Deja Kreutzberg, Nicole Moore
Sorority Row (2009) was inspired by the well-remembered slasher favorite The House on Sorority Row (1983), but the 21st century edition improves on the original in the most important way: it’s got killer coed nudity! After a prank goes lethally awry, the girls of Theta Pi house are stalked and slaughtered by a hooded homicidal maniac, creating a mystery of tension amidst an onslaught of spectacular kills. Spicing this heady throwback to the glorious days of full-blown R-rated fright fun are nude appearances by Nicole Moore and Deja Kreutzberg in a shockingly hot shower scene that goes from knockout nakedness to bloody good mayhem. Pledge to yourself now: “I must see Sorority Row!”
The Vicious Kind (2009)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Alysia Reiner
Award-winning comedy-drama The Vicious Kind (2009) stars Adam Scott as Caleb, a recently dumped guy who tries to warn his college student brother Peter (Alex Frost) to be wary of falling in love with the new girlfriend (Brittany Snow) he brings home during Thanksgiving, but ends up becoming infatuated with her himself. Brittany keeps her clothes on, but we do get to see the TA of Alysia Reiner. They’re the delicious kind.
