Alexander the Last (2009)

Writer-director Joe Swanberg, one of the gurus of New York City’s micro-budget “mumblecore” film movement, specializes in loosey-goosey plotlines, improvisational dialogue, and getting hot, artsy chicks out of their clothes on camera. Thanks to that last one, we're willing to overlook the painfully hipster fact that in 2021 he opened a VHS rental store in Chicago. In his 2009 relationship drama Alexander the Last, the naked nubiles in question are Jess Weixler (who had biting vagina issues in the cult horror gem Teeth (2007)) and Amy Seimetz, who'll have you sliming to her tits. Jess plays Alex, a young actress, who’s married to Elliot (Justin Rice), a musician. Elliot hits the road with his band just when our hottie heroine gets cast in an off-off-Broadway play alongside Jamie (Barlow Jacobs). Jamie's poor and needs a place to crash, so Elliott the idiot gives his girl the okay to let him move in with Alex. Wouldn't you know it, soon enough Alex and Jamie are falling for each other and taking that heat from the stage to the bedroom. Hope Elliot's not turning down any groupie group sex since his girl's gyrating on top of some guy in his own house! But when Elliot returns, the big question is does she want to keep rocking his world or fully ditch and make the switch to the actor dude? Far from a hag, Ellen Stagg has a great scene where she's posing for pics and squishing her sensational tits together for the camera. Amy Seimetz flashes bush while taking a tinkle and pulling down her pink panties, but this whole movie is about the one amazing scene where Amy and Jess Weixler end up in a threesome onstage with out absurdly lucky Bohemian doofus. What thespian doens't love girl on girl on guy? This play must be all about getting some play! Each lady exposes her lusciously lickable breasts, though Jess will flash again after doing some undressed rehearsals back at home. We doubt you'll last long watching that scene! This Alexander is great!