Skincoming for August 26, 2008


Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of August 26, 2008.


BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF: DIRECTOR’S CUT (2001)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDES: Monica Bellucci (breasts, butt) (Picture-1-2), Karin Kristrm (FFN) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: It's 1764 and something decidedly not human is laying waste to the simple folk of rural France in The Brotherhood of the Wolf. We don't see whatever this monster is, but we hear its growls and witness the horror of its attacks. Fortunately the King dispatches an ace scientist/explorer along with his Native American sidekick to quell the beast. Together they whip up an army of forty thousand and ignite all manner of incredible action and adventure in this werewolf-themed, swashbuckling, occult martial arts epic that blends together bits of hundreds of other films into a howling rip-roarer quite unlike any other. Brimming as it is with fang-baring, high-kicking, sword-fighting fun, Brother also enables viewers to make like a wolf and ogle Gallic eyefuls on the ooh-la-la order of Monica Bellucci and Karin Kristrm.

CANNIBAL TERROR (1981)
STUDIO: Severin-Films.com
NUDES: Pamela Stanford (FFN, butt), Silvia Solar
THE SKINNY: Two criminal types kidnap a girl and take her to a friend's house in the jungle, which starts all the trouble in the gore-fest Cannibal Terror. In revenge, the victim ties her attackers to a tree in the jungle and leaves them for the cannibals to devour while she goes to alert the kidnapped girl's parents of their daughter's location. Along with lots of blood, we also get to see flesh from Silvia Solar and Pamela Stanford.


DARK ANGEL: PSYCHO KICKBOXER (1997)
STUDIO: Shock-O-Rama.com
NUDE: Kim Reynolds (FFN, butt)
THE SKINNY: Real-life five-time kickboxing champ Curtis Bush is Alex Hunter, a kickboxer who goes after the crime boss who killed his family, tortured him, and left him for dead in Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer. After being nursed back to health and trained by a paraplegic Vietnam vet, Alex takes on the identity of The Dark Angel and goes out for revenge. We also get nudity from Kim Reynolds, and that will make you a dickboxer.


GAMES GIRLS PLAY (1974)
STUDIO: DarkSkyFilms.com
NUDES: Christina Hart (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Jane Anthony (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Jill Damas (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Drina Pavlovic (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Erin Geraghty (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Hopscotch, hula-hoop, hide the baloney. The young female of the species engages in a broad variety of fun-time activities, and the most jolly of these supply the gist for Games Girls Play. Of course, wherever a dozen or more nubile naughties are gathered together, there always emerges one ringleader, urging the less-bold lasses to heretofore-unimagined heights of impish impropriety. Since Games Girls Play is a British-produced nudity farce and reflects English sensibilities, the bad seed among the proper young boarding-school ladies is represented as an American, the daughter of a visiting diplomat. Whether bored, depraved, or simply showing the ingenuity and initiative that U.S. nymphets are so rightly revered for, the spunky Yankee embroils her limey classmates in a contest to see which budding slut is the most irresistible seductress.

KINGPIN: COLLECTOR’S EDITION BLU-RAY (1996)
STUDIO: Tcfhe/MGM
NUDE: Vanessa Angel (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Bowling movies don't get any more striking than Kingpin. But what else would you expect from the fabulous freaky Farrelly Brothers? Nothing less than the story of a handless ex-pro bowler mentoring an Amish prodigy, with nothing more than a couple of sexy scenes to give audiences a chance to catch their breath between laughs. Lorri Bagley plays a white-bra-and-panty-clad lap dancer who gets the Amish bowler aroused in a go-go bar. But the real nude standout is Vanessa Angel, who bounces out of her tight top for an outstanding view of her pins. Now that's a perfect game!

MIAMI VICE Blu-Ray (2006)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDES: Naomie Harris (butt, left breast), Gong Li (right breast) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Crockett and Tubbs. The Jan Hammer super-synth theme song. Pastel hues. No socks. Guest appearances by Phil Collins and Glen Frey. Few things scream "mid-1980s" more than the classic "MTV cops" series Miami Vice. Effectively shaking off the potential cheesiness of the Max Headroom era, this big-screen, twenty-first-century Miami Vice casts Colin Farrell as Sonny Crockett and Jamie Foxx as Rico Tubbs, South Florida detectives who are at breakneck-paced war with high-tech drug traffickers. Updating the bikini bait of the original show most beautifully are Naomie Harris and Gong Li. Now those knockouts are Miami Nice!

POSTAL BLU-RAY (2008)
STUDIO: Freestyle Releasing
NUDES: Holly Eglington (breasts), Julia Sandberg Hansson (butt)
THE SKINNY: Zack Ward is a laid-off postman who joins forces with cult leader Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) to rob an amusement park in the action-comedy Postal. But when the pair learns that the Taliban is trying to rob the same amusement park, they find themselves in bigger trouble than they bargained for. Along the way, Holly Eglington and Julia Sandberg Hansson flash some flesh. You'll get a first-class-package delivery in your pants!


PUPPY (2005)
STUDIO: MPI Home Video
NUDE: Nadia Townsend (breasts) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: After being kicked out of her sister's house for stealing, conniving manipulator Liz (Nadia Townsend) is rescued from a suicide attempt by a mentally unstable tow-truck driver named Aiden (Bernard Curry) who believes she is his runaway wife in the quirky Aussie drama Puppy. Imprisoned in Aiden's house, Liz eventually begins to form a connection with her delusional captor. She also gives us some nice shots of her chest puppies!


TOKYO DECADENCE (1992)
STUDIO: Cinema Epoch
NUDE: Miho Nikaido (breasts, bush, butt) (Picture-1-2)
THE SKINNY: Tokyo Decadence is a kind of arty porn film that you can convince your girlfriend to see on a date. It stars Miho Nikaido as a high-priced submissive hooker who'll do anything for her rich, uptight johns. That includes a lot of bondage, some high-heel licking, vibrators stuck up where the Rising Sun doesn't shine, and even a lesbian encounter with a tough gal in fishnet stockings. Sure, the movie is supposed to explore the alienation of modern life, but it has lots of Asian sex, and you can beat off to it! Miho may have sad eyes, but her body is hot and mostly unclothed. She'll sake you in the pants.


THE UNSEEN (1981)
STUDIO: CodeRedDVD.com
NUDE: Lois Young (butt)
THE SKINNY: Directed by Danny Steinmann, the man behind Savage Streets (1984) (Picture-1), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) (Picture-1), and the hardcore porno High Rise (1973), the 1981 fright flick The Unseen stars Bond girl Barbara Bach as Jennifer Fast, a reporter covering a California town's folk festival with her friends Karen (Karen Lamm) and Vicki (Lois Young). When all the hotel rooms in town are booked, the three women stay in a creepy old house where they are forced to confront The Unseen. Fortunately Lois Young does not remain unseen.


VIRGIN TERRITORY (2007)
STUDIO: AnchorBayEntertainment.com
NUDES: Kate Groombridge (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Chiara Gensini (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Silvia Colloca (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Maimie McCoy (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Based on Boccaccio's fourteenth-century tome The Decameron, the romantic comedy Virgin Territory stars Hayden Christensen and Mischa Barton as young lovers Lorenzo de Lamberti and Pampinea. Against the backdrop of Italy during the Black Death, the two try to get through the complex web of obstacles keeping them apart. Although Mischa stays covered, we get to see skin from Silvia Colloca, Chiara Gensini, Kate Groombridge, and Maimie McCoy.

Y.M.I. (2007)
STUDIO: Vanguard Cinema
NUDES: Layla Nielson (FFN) (Picture-1), Beatrice Rudu (butt) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Owen Williams, Cy Carter, and Andrew William Mariano Jr. are Digger, Noisy, and DVD, three teenage Goths seeking to taste all of life’s pleasures as a prelude to a spectacular suicide in Polish actor Marek Probosz’s directorial debut, Y.M.I. Along the way we get to see butt and side-boob from a dead Beatrice Rudu and a flash of nipple from Layla Nielson. You’ll be asking yourself, “Y.M.I. so stiff in the penis?”