Sarah Michelle Gellar Nude

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's Lesbian Kiss Won't Make It into the Girl-Girl Hall of Fame

You already know that you will not see Megan Fox nude in Jennifer's Body. The closest the movie gets to showing Megan's body is a bit of underwater skin covered in flesh-colored panties and pasties. You can still muster up some interest in the flick, though, right? "But," you say, "there's still the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried." Well, we've got some bad news for you. The kiss in question, which you can see, presumably in its entirety, in the clip below, isn't about to give Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in Bound a run for their money. Hell, it can't even compete with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair's totally non-nude liplock in Cruel Intentions. So for good, substantial Amanda Seyfried lesbian scenes, you'll just have to wait for Chloe. And as for Megan Fox nude? Well, we'll probably be going through this whole bait-and-switch again when Jonah Hex is about to hit theaters.

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

No “Friend” to Playboy Readers

Playboy has racked another up missed opportunity, and we’re all the worse for it.

In turning down Hef’s proferred $4 million (plus bonuses for high sales that could add up to $10 million), Jennifer Aniston has joined the ranks of skingy celebrities who have refused to reveal in the pages of the magazine.

The list reads like a Who’s Who of women who should be nude: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stacy Keibler, Shania Twain, Loni Anderson, and Britney Spears.

Although Mr Skin has wanted to see Jen’s jugs since Leprechaun, Hef got the idea to approach her after her racy—but non-nude by any standard—photoshoot in GQ last month.

Read more after the jump.

Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

Read more after the bite!

Mega-Stacked Softcore Sensation Katie Lohmann Leads a Pack of Mighty Hotties Done Up as Krypton’s Sexiest Daughter

Earlier, we reported that Megan Fox figures as the fan favorite to portray Catwoman in the next Batman movie.

Now it’s our heroic pleasure to report that double-D-cupped B-movie bombshell Katie Lohmann is competing online at BugeHoobs.com to be elected the Hottest Chick Dressed Up as Supergirl!

To learn more, and for a couple of looks at Katie Lohmann that will make your pants leap in a single bound, join us after the jump.