Robin Quivers’ Skinterracial Romance With Funnyman Jim Florentine Goes the Way of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Mr. Skin Gets a Pass From Mrs. Skin to Squire the Queen of All Media!
As a shocking aside leading up to her regularly daily newscast (okay, she does it Monday through Thursday, roughly 40 weeks a year with both standard calendar and Jewish holidays off, too), Robin Quivers revealed that her storybook love affair with outrageous stand-up comic and Crank YankerJim Florentine had come to an end.
Pressured for details by Howard Stern, Artie Lange, and guest jokester Craig Fitzsimmons, Robin maintained a cheery demeanor and kept largely mum, failing to crack under a litany of questions such as: “What name did you give to your favorite of Jim’s farts?”
The good news for The First Lady of The Howard Stern Show, however, is that Mr. Skin has received a temporary marital dispensation from Mrs. Skin, and is actively courting Quivers for a night of tender, passionate l’amour which she will never forget. No matter how hard she tries to after those five minutes are up.
Robin, the doors of Skin Central eagerly await your regal arrival.
