Rebecca Gayheart Nude

Don't call it a comeback. Or a sex tape.

When you’ve got your wife Rebecca Gayheart naked and going lesbo with a former Miss Teen USA, you’re a famous TV star, and you’ve got the only meat on the buffet table, it’s time to get out the video camera, because you have arrived.

This same thought occurred to Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane when he hooked up a threesome with Gayheart and Kari Ann Peniche, who was stripped of her Miss Teen USA title when she stripped herself for Playboy.

But don’t call it a sex tape, because Dane’s legal team will have you in court faster than you can say, “couple seeks attractive female.”

The tape shows Gayheart and Peniche topless in the hot tub, Gayheart and Peniche smoking cigarettes, and, unfortunately, the part of Dane's Anatomy that hangs between his legs.

Check it out for yourself here.

Read more after the jump.

Nip/Tuck premiered on cable's FX network on this date in 2003.

After several years of struggling, the cable network FX scored a hit with Howard Stern's sexy Baywatch parody Son of the Beach in 2000 (featuring Jaime Bergman and Leila Arcieri), and then nailed down a TV classic with the savage (but skin-friendly) cop show The Shield two years later.

Empowered by those daring, censor-defying series, FX went even further out on a limb—and got even more actresses out of their clothes—with the debut of its plastic-surgery-themed drama Nip/Tuck. Controversy greeted the show from its first episode, which seemed to only make Nip/Tuck get more provocative.

For a blast of how this show has dared to bare, join us after the (pun intended) cut.