We've got an eclectic mix of nude releases on DVD and Blu-ray this week, including the nude debut of Alexis Knapp in Project X (2012), an explicit sex scene rumored to be the real deal in The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea (1976), arthouse anatomy in the experimental noirKeyhole (2012), and a duo of stylized throwback flicks: a post-apocalyptic dance showdown that must been seen to be believed in The FP (2012) and Satanic skin in the grindhouse revival The Disco Exorcist (2011).
Also nude on Blu-ray, Wanderlust (2012) may have been a Wander-bust, but all's not lost with some full-frontal extras and nude deleted scenes:
The producer of The Hangover tries to create an American Pie for the millenial generation with Project X (2012). In an attempt to be remembered as the kings of their high school, unpopular teenagers Thomas (Thomas Mann), Costa (Oliver Cooper), and JB (Jonathan Daniel Brown) throw an epic house party for Thomas’s birthday while his parents are away. Costa enlists local A/V doofus Dax (Dax Flame) to film their wild night of drunken pranks, peer pressure, and endless attempts to get laid. Unsurprisingly, the party quickly spirals out of control, and the trio has to deal with the disastrous consequences...but not before the nerdy birthday boy hooks up with the hottest girl at the party. This “found footage” flick features plenty of shaky up-skirt shots, a slippery topless pool party, and a boatload of high school hotties bouncing in a blow-up playhouse. Plus, sultry brunette Alexis Knapp strips off her bra to show off her sweet solo cups before she notices she’s being filmed by a perv in the closet. X marks the spot for jugs that are hot!
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea (1976) is based on a Japanese story, updated for Westerners with the aw-shucks presence of Kris Kristofferson. He's the sailor and Sarah Miles is the mother of a disturbed boy who doesn't take kindly to sharing his hot mama. Things get ugly, but before that happens Sarah is smoking as she twiddles her diddle topless in front of a mirror. Later, Kristofferson takes over the job of grooming her pussy in an extended and explicit love scene. He licks her from the hair patch between her legs up to the rosy nipples, and audiences spray a sea-load.This sailor may eventually fall from grace with the sea, but he manages to get it up and have a pretty good time until then.
Canadian director Guy Maddin loosely adapts The Odyssey in the avant-garde film Keyhole (2012). Ulysses Pick (Jason Patric) is the leader of a small-time gang of thugs who returns home after a long time away. Thrown over his shoulder is a half-drowned girl, Denny (Brooke Palsson), who helps him explore his labyrinthine house searching for his beloved wife Hyacinth (Isabella Rossellini). But as he ventures through each room encountering locked doors and disturbing visions,his gang is slowly starting to turn against him. This trippy film noir features plenty of ski,n including Olivia Rameau baring boobs and buns at the 18-minute mark and Tattiawna Jones revealing her rackage throughout, with the breast look 1 hour, 11 minutes in. Plus, body-double Suzanne Pringle takes off her clothes in the place of shy starlet Brooke, including a close-up bush shot at the 54-minute mark. There's plenty to peep through this Keyhole!
Two futuristic clans settle their scores through DDR-style video game dance battles in The FP (2012). In the sort-of maybe distant future, the 248s and the 245s are two gangs locked in a bitter rivalry for supremacy of Frazier Park (the titular "FP"). Their rumbles don't take place on the street, however, but via a competitive video game dubbed Beat-Beat Revolution where each round of "beat-offs" ends with the death of one dancer. After good guy JTRO’s (Jason Trost) brother is taken out by the evil L Dubba E (Lee Valmassy), he must return to the game for a final beatdown. The battles are called “beat-offs,” and you'll be doing the same when you see the excellent rack of Natalie Minx, exposed first at the 26-minute mark and then again 1 hour, 7 minutes in. As far as Mr. Skin's concerned, the "FP" stands for Fantastic Pair!
Get ready for an avalanche of boobs, blood, and boogie in the throwback horror flick The Disco Exorcist(2011). Rex Romanski (Michael Reed) is the king of the scene, and all the ladies are lining up to take a ride on his disco stick. But his latest conquest, Rita Marie (Ruth Sullivan), is mixed up in the dark arts and is furious when Rex spurns her for porn star Amoreena Jones (Sarah Nicklin). Rita curses Amoreena with a demonic possession that makes her black out and try to kill Rex over and over again. Will Rex and Amoreena’s love be able to overcome her homicidal tendencies? It wouldn’t be a grindhouse flick without a bevy of babes showing skin, and Kallista Nytly, Ky O'Brien, Shadow Faye, Ali Johnston, and Aurora Grabill all bare their bit parts in supporting roles. Plus, leading ladies Ruth and Sarah show off some stunning TA as they fight over the love of a skinny disco dude. The Disco Exorcist will make your head spin!
An uptight Manhattan couple re-examines their lives after landing in a free-love commune in Wanderlust (2011). George (Paul Rudd) and his wife Linda (Jennifer Aniston) are living the New York yuppie dream until the bubble pops and George loses his job. Unable to afford their exorbitant rent, the couple heads to live with family in Georgia, but an unplanned detour lands them in “Elysium”, an anything-goes alternative community. As the clean cut couple starts to see the virtues of a laid-back lifestyle, they must decide if they want to return to their stressful former lives. Supporting players include Alan Alda as the commune’s acid-damaged founder, Malin Akerman as a free-love siren, and Justin Theroux as the group's magnetic leader. JenAn's much-hyped nude scene was cut from the final edit of the film, with her MAM-istons cruelly pixelated in a topless protest scene. Nudity is left to the supporting hippie honeys who run nude through a forest 1 hour, 24 minutes in and skinny-dip 19 minutes in...and it all adds up to make Wanderlust a wander-bust. All's not lost, though, as the Blu-ray includes deleted scenes featuring more full-frontal hippie chicks and some righteous rackage from comedienne Kerry Kinney.
CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the latest nudes on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
