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Playboy Turned Down Marisa Miller's Offer to Strip Naked for the Camera

Mon, Dec 8, 2008 @ 11:00am by Skin Central (3 Comments)

perfect 10The Kali Yug Marches On


Hollyscoop reports that red-hot supermodel Marisa Miller tried to pose nude for Playboy, but was turned down.

So the statuesque blonde posed for Perfect 10 instead. Then she became a Victoria’s Secret model and one of the most masturbated-to women in the world.

Struggling to make sense of it all, Mr Skin has proposed a theory that Marisa showed up to the Playboy offices on April 1st, and her dismissal was the result of an April Fool’s joke that went much, much too far.

Things are happening over at venerable men’s magazine turned multimedia entertainment powerhouse Playboy.

Kim Kardashian says she won’t be naked in its pages again, while Carmen Electra announces she will.

Meanwhile, pop tart Aubrey O’Day, having recently discovered her lesbian lust for labia-licking, plans to denude herself in the magazine for the benefit of her future female sex partners.

With the exception of Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be-rescinded avowal, this is all good news.

But there is one disturbing report that reminds us all that we are living in the era Hindus call the Kali Yug, when men will forget to sacrifice to the gods and stop studying the holy Vedas.

kalkiVirtue will be punished and vice rewarded until Kalki, the 10th and final incarnation of Lord Vishnu, comes to earth on his white horse and wipes out the sinful, ignorant, non-Sanskrit-speaking population of the world and restores cosmic order.

Judging by what happened with Marisa Miller over at Playboy, Kalki couldn’t come too soon.

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That emotion? Haha
They're big mediums- big, perfect, luscious mediums... I love Marisa! I'm beyond disappointed they wouldn't accept her with open arms, she's fucking gorgeous!

The Big O @11:07PM on December 9, 2008

I second that emotion.

ramawiththeaxe21 @ 9:47AM on December 9, 2008

According to mrskin, marissa miller has "medium" breasts? I demand a recount.

Roy Munson @11:28PM on December 8, 2008
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