The girl with the gifted gluteus, reality star and sex tape queen Kim Kardashian, made history when she showed off her all-natural ass-ets in the December 2007 issue of Playboy.
We were hoping we'd get our Christmas wish and Kim would do a bootylicious redux this year, but to our extreme sadness and disappointment, Kim claims that not only will she not be in the mag this month, she'll never do it again! According to FemaleFirst, Kim says:
"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."
Dear Kim:
As your biggest fans and admirers, we feel compelled to ask you to please reconsider. Think of all the sad little children who will wake up Christmas morning without a picture of your astonishing ass to look upon? You're ruining the holidays, Kim. You're breaking our hearts and you're ruining the holidays. Listen to reason. Your naked butt can heal this nation.
Love,
Your friends at Skin Central
P.S. Please?
