Pinup Dolls on Ice (2013)

There's no shortage of retro-themed bump n' grind burlesque troupes these days, so it sort of makes sense when Canadian cuties The Pinup Dolls agree to do a show at a secluded campground for an audience of one in Pinup Dolls on Ice (2013). But if you've ever seen a horror movie, you'll know that this is a terrible idea, even before the girls start getting picked off one by one by a mad slasher named Moe (William Jarand) who's obsessed with ice as a murder weapon. And if you've ever seen a horror movie, you'll also be expecting some naked knockers, provided here by Emily Crighton shortly before meeting a chilly end in the shower. Pinup Girls on Ice will have you frozen solid!