Penélope Cruz Nude

A One-Armed Salute to 2009’s Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Picture and Television Sex and Nudity

It's time to announce the nude celeb winners of Mr. Skin's 11th Annual Anatomy Awards, a celebration of Hollywood at its breast. Along with nude celeb categories like Best Boobs, Best Butt, and Breast Picture, this year we added a special nude celeb Viewer's Choice Award to give you a chance to cast your vote for your favorite nude celebs. We'll also announce the lucky winner of this year's Skin-Prentice contest and present a very special Lifetime Skinchievement Award to one lucky nude celeb.

The skinvelope, please!

The nominees for the 82nd annual Academy Awards were announced this morning, and we must admit, we're a bit disappointed. With the field for best picture expanded to ten films this year, we thought the race was destined to be packed with movie nudity. But to our surprise, only two of the ten movies nominated for best picture (A Serious Man and Up in the Air) contain female nudity. And one of them used a body double!

Last year, only five films were nominated, and still two featured bare actresses, with one (The Reader) containing some of the best nudity of Kate Winslet's very very nude career. (The other was Cate Blanchett's butt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.) So what went wrong in 2009? Did high cinema not contain enough cinemams? Or did the Academy overlook nudeworthy performances? Let us know what you think in the comments.

And after the cut, find out where to see current Oscar nominees nude in past appearances.

They Kissed a Girl and We Liked It

When you think of all the famous kisses in entertainment history, few really stand out.

Most movies feature at least one dramatic kiss against a sunset, on a bridge, with the wind whipping through the smoochers' hair. The big, music-swelling liplock has become a cliche and most of them are forgettable.

But there are a precious few that stand out as the best of the best, and in a new poll conducted by the UK department store Selfridges, the skinfamous girl-on-girl grope between Britney Spears and Madonna during the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards is the tops of the past decade.

Click "more", and check out the rest of the best.

She's #1! She's #1!

According to a new poll, Emmanuelle Chriqui is the most desirable woman in the world. In other breaking news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Noid likes pizza.

Although we have yet to see Emmanuelle Chriqui nude, the Entourage star still topped AskMen's annual poll of the 99 hottest celebrities in Hollywood.

Click through the cut to find out who rounded out the top ten.

By the time this list goes live, the curtain will have fallen on the Golden Globes, and the winners will be sleeping peacefully, their statuettes at their sides.

But Mr. Skin doesn't need a trophy to tell him who the true winners are--the gorgeous actresses who were nominated, and their past nude scenes.

The 2010 Globe noms feature a staggering number of nudity-friendly celebs, including vampy vixen Anna Paquin and flame-maned sex bomb Julianne Moore.

In fact, with the sheer number of hot nominees, we even had to leave some majorly hot contenders (sorry, Helen Mirren! Sorry, Carey Mulligan!) off the list. Click "more" and toast these stunners!

• Jessica Simpson proves she deserved a spot on our Top 5 Blond Stars with Big Boobs list. (What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

• We may not see a Lindsay Lohan sex tape any time soon, but at least we can see halfway into her shirt. (The Superficial)

• If you're not excited for Iron Man 2 yet, let these Scarlett Johansson cleavage pics amp you up. (Egotastic!)

• Twilight star Ashley Greene dons a see-through bra for Interview. That's way sexier than fake fangs. (CelebNewsWire)

• Kaley Cuoco gets out the side boob for Maxim. Insert "You'll want to Big Bang her" joke here. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Miranda Kerr and friends will get you in the mood for Valentine's Day with naughty and nice Victoria's Secret lingerie. (Yeeeah!)

• Javier Bardem can't keep his hands off of Penélope Cruz's awesome ass in a bikini. We can't blame him. (The Blemish)

Veronica Mars Goes Burlesque . . . and Girl-Girl?

Obviously no clothes are better than some clothes, but lingerie is better than nothing. That's why we're semi-excited about Penelope Cruz et al in Nine. Just not as excited as Penelope Cruz nude in Broken Embraces.

So although the chances of seeing Kristen Bell naked in her upcoming film, Burlesque, are slim to none, we're still interested in the premise of the always adorable Kristen working in an R-rated dance joint.

In fact, Kristen herself claims that costars Christina Aguilera and Cher are so mesmerizingly sexy, they inspire her to take up ladies!

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