Never Goin' Back (2018)

Never Goin’ Back (2018) is a stoner comedy that’ll make you rock hard! Written, directed, and edited by Augustine Frizzell, the indie flick debuted at the Sundance Film Festival where it scored a distribution deal. Speaking of scores, the female-focused film features music by Sarah Jaffe and Greta Zozula’s skinematography. Set in Southern Texas, Never Goin’ Back follows the misadventures of two high school dropouts played by Maia Mitchell and Camila Morrone. When Angela (Mitchell) and Jessie (Morrone) go on a weed-fueled beach trip, they lose their jobs, are robbed, and wind up totally broke. At least their bad luck is our good fortune since we get to see Cami in her panties! Not to be outdone, Maia struts her butt in short shorts. If that’s not arousing enough, the gorgeous ingénues strip to their bras and briefs for their porn-addicted roommate Brandon (Kyle Mooney). Lucky dude! In one sexy scene, Ms. Mitchell turns her bum towards the computer screen to show off her buns. How cheeky! Needless to say, the girls spend a lot of time in their skivvies. However, they do make time to change into itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis when they lay out on the beach. Now, that’s hot! Of course, Mr. Skin’s favorite part takes place when the scantily-clad lasses are on the floor doing coke. They talk really fast and talk about making out! Sadly, the camera cuts away before they swap Sapphic spit. But we’d love to go back and see them go at it!