Natalie Portman Nude

Ballerina Boobs for Nat?

We've been cautiously optimistic about the upcoming movie Black Swan ever since an insider claimed that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis would be having “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex”.

However, although we saw her pert and sweet little seat in Hotel Chevalier, we take the claims of Natalie Portman nude with a grain of salt, since she's such a fan of talking about how she fears naked shots of hers from movies will end up on the internet (guilty as charged).

In a new interview, Natalie does her usual "don't take my nudity out of context" song and dance, but from the way she says it this time, she implies that Black Swan WILL have nudity.

See what you think after the cut.

How Far Will She Go to Stay Non-nude? Bikini in the Shower?

"I'm not prudish about nudity,” infrequently naked Natalie Portman recently told Elle UK. “I think it's beautiful in films, and sex is such a big part of life.”

So far, it’s hard to disagree with Natalie, except for the part about her not being prudish. One good nude scene in Hotel Chevalier, a nip slip (as a stripper!) in Closer, and the use of a stunt butt in Goya’s Ghosts doesn’t exactly make you Monica Bellucci, honey.

But then Natalie went on to make some seriously disturbing pronouncements.

Among the things Natalie (real last name “Hershlag”) won’t be doing on screen anymore are playing Jews, playing someone’s girlfriend, playing a woman who “has to have a job in fashion so that she can have nice clothes,” playing a woman who is or wants to be married, or—finally and most devastatingly—taking off her clothes.

Is she conspiring with Michelle Rodriguez to deprive the world of naked ethnic babes?

Read more after the jump.

Everyone enjoys it when cups runneth over, but you know what's equally alluring? Boobs that are delightfully bite-sized.

You may have heard the term "anything bigger than a handful is a waste", but intriguingly flat-chested celebrities like Keira Knightley, Kristen Bell, and Kate Hudson prove that even a half handful is just the right amount.

Click "more", and enjoy the petite teats of our sexiest A-cup all-stars!

Whether you're shopping for holiday gifts or picking up something to make your life more exciting, it's easy to get lost in the world of high-tech gadgetry. This year, with Blu-ray, hi-def lcds, and ever more sophisticated celebrity sex tapes, technology is changing the game for fans of celebrity nudity. With that in mind, here's a list of my favorite gear from 2009, reviewed especially for the skinficianado.

Read the list after the jump.

Mazel topless!

Hanukkah begins at sundown on Friday, and Mr. Skin is counting his blessings and giving thanks for all the juicy Jewish knishes in Hollywood.

It was a monumental task trying to narrow the list of kosher cuties down to ten, so we limited it to babes who were raised in full Jewish homes.

Unfortunately, this eliminated lot of half-shiksas like Scarlett Johansson from the list, but it left us with ten of the tastiest actresses this side of your mom's kugel, including the sexy Emmanuelle Chriqui and Evan Rachel Wood.

Click "more" and meet Mr. Skin's chosen ones!

So Says Jake Gyllenhaal.

While discussing Brothers, his new movie with (sadly non-nude) Natalie Portman on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thurdsay night, star Jake Gyllenhaal casually drifted into warmer waters when he began talking about his next film, Love and Other Drugs.

"We've been baring almost all of us," said Jake, referring to himself and co-star Anne Hathaway. "So that's not been bad either."

Anne Hathaway naked? Not bad at all!

"We're pretty naked except for a merkin," he then qualified. "Fake pubic hair. It's like a cover for your junk!"

We know what a merkin is, Jake! But we’ve been led astray before by “pretty naked.”

Read more after the jump.

Kunis Shares Poon-is with Portman

Skin fans the world over felt their jaws hit the floor when we reported that the ever sexy Natalie Portman and That '70s babe Mila Kunis would engage in “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex” in the upcoming movie Black Swan.

Unfortunately, we have yet to actually see the scene, but Mila is fanning the flames of skinticipation by opening up and talking about what goes down.

Get the skinny after the cut.