Hostel 2 Star Exercises Her Right to Rug-Munch Till Death Do Us Part


Heather Matarazzo, best known as Dawn Weiner from the cult favorite Welcome to the Dollhouse, doesn’t seem to have much interest in wiener at all in real life.

Heather, who had been a frequent diner at the Y long before she appeared on The L Word in 2007, announced today that she would be marrying her girlfriend of one year, Carolyn Murphy.

Unfortunately, the Carolyn Murphy between whose legs Heather plans to spend the rest of her life in wedded bliss is not the supermodel of the same name pictured at left. But Mr. Skin would be interested to see the two Carolyn Murphys get together in some sort of pseudo-twincest.

This picture of Heather from Hostel: Part II represents what Mr. Skin thinks the carpet-cleaning couple's kinky honeymoon might look like.