Tit's pretty much an inevitability that fans will turn out in droves to see the sprawling (137 minutes) big-budget ($200 million) blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides this weekend. But is there anything for fans of booty to jack their sparrows to in this epic tale? Mr. Skin's Skin Skouts caught an advance screening of the movie, and here's what they found:

Bad news first: There's no actual nudity in this PG-13 adventure flick. But that shouldn't really be a surprise to the savvy spankers who read Mr. Skin- PG-13 movies rarely contain nudity.

Ok, now the good news: There's still eye candy for the ogling in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. The first sweet treat comes from busty costar Penelope Cruz, who reveals some knockout cleavage when she rips open her shirt 25 minutes in.

We've also got the aquatic charms of sexy mermaids Gemma Ward and Astrid Berges-Frisbey, who are topless throughout the film save for the long hair covering their breasts. Those pesky follicles do move around a bit, revealing some delicious side boob from Gemma when she gets trapped in a net 1 hour, 2 minutes in, and some more from Astrid after she's changed into human form 1 hour, 28 minutes in. The siren song of these foxy fish-women will turn your knees to water!

For a king's ransom of nudity from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Penelope Cruz, plus more from sexy sirens Gemma Ward and Astrid Berges-Frisbey, check 'em out right here on MrSkin.com!