Yesterday we shared some holiday gift ideas for breast men and ass lovers, but today we're spotlighting something we can all agree on- The honeypot. The clam sandwich. The tuna taco. The bacon strip...is anybody else feeling hungry?
Plus, we're taking a trip down mammary lane with gifts for the retro skin fan:
Combine the innocent fun of coloring books and the adult thrill of sharpening your crayon with The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas. Did we mention it has a Connect-the-Dots section? Buy at EarlytoBed.com
For a full-color photo book that doesn't skimp on the split beav but still looks classy on your coffee table, try Pink Pussy, which features hot models "photographed from above, so that the girls offer themselves with their legs widely spread." It's called erotic art, people. Buy at BudsArtBooks.com
Love the smell of vagina in the morning? Then keep the tang of twat in your pocket all day long with VULVA Original vaginal scent. If you need more persuading, they also have a slick ad campaign! It will come as no surprise to anyone that this product was invented by Germans. Buy at Vulva-Original.com
And if you're having trouble mustering up the holiday spirit this year, try hanging this "Fire Starter" pornament on the Christmas tree. If your great-aunt asks, it's supposed to be a Georgia O'Keefe painting. Buy at Adult DVDEmpire.com
You'll be feasting on eye candy when you eat dinner off of these "Dirty Dishes", each emblazoned with a naughty- but not so naughty you can't display them in the china cabinet- image from a vintage porn movie. Available individually or as a set. Buy at DirtyDishes.es
It doesn't get much more classic than nudie playing cards, and it looks like they haven't changed up the girls in the deck since the mid-'80s. That counts as retro, right? Buy at stockroom.com
The Playboy Club might have been canceled, but you can still experience the halcyon days of Bunnydom with 50 Years of the Playboy Bunny, packed with sexy pics and revealing anecdotes from former Bunnies and club managers. Then fast-forward about 50 years and experience the nude breed of Playboy babe with The Girls Next Door: the Complete Collection. Buy at Amazon.com
Prefer your girls with a more continental flair? Then sink your teeth into Hammer Glamour, featuring heaps of heaving cleavage from '70s Eurobabes like Ingrid Pitt, Raquel Welch, and Nastassja Kinski. Buy at Amazon.com
And there's something for every skin fan in Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked, an essential companion for skinema buffs by or own Mr. Skin. In fact, why don't you buy two? When the pages of the first one get stuck together, you're going to need a backup. Buy at Amazon.com
For more sexy, silly, and just plain skintastic gift ideas, check out Part 1 of our Holiday Gift Guide right here at MrSkin.com!
