We realize that many of our regular readers have lost faith in Megan Fox lately. Sure, she's probably the most gorgeous and sexually provocative starlet out there, but her "tease and never reveal" way of manipulating us is maddening! She's never so much as hinted at a half-moon of areola!

But she's still Megan Fox, and she's still volcano-hot, and her new interview in
The New York Times is chock full of juicy quotes.

After all, we know better than to expect Megan Fox nude, but she's always good for some fantasy-worthy sound bites!

On her fan base being mostly male, she says:

“Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore."

On Jennifer's Body bombing at the box office, Megan mused:

“People expected ‘Jennifer’s Body’ to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. ‘Jennifer’s Body’ wasn’t rated PG-13 like ‘Twilight.' It was a hard R, and kids couldn’t get in. So they bought a ticket to another movie and snuck in.”

A hard R with NO NUDITY!

On wearing falsies:

Fox looked over at a pair of silicone breast enhancers lying on a side table next to her phone. “Do I need to bring my boobies to ‘S.N.L.’?” Fox asked. [Publicist Leslie] Sloane Zelnick thought for a second. “It’s just going to be a read-through. You don’t need boobies for a read-through.” Fox picked them up and put them down. “I like a job that doesn’t require my boobies,” she said.

Sigh. That much is obvious, Meg.