Man, Woman and Child (1983)

Love Story author Erich Segal adapts his own screenplay in the romantic drama Man, Woman and Child (1983). Martin Sheen portrays an upright citizen who’s happily married to Blythe Danner. Together, they have two offspring and a lovely home. All’s square and groovy in their lives until a melancholy French boy (Sebastian Dungan) emerges in the wake of his own mom’s death. It turns out the kid was accidentally fathered by Sheen on a trip years earlier, and now he’s got no place to hang his beret. Blythe is understandably upset about the new arrival, but if only she could see the topless Parisian pastries of Nathalie Nell—le junior’s mom, whom we get a great naked gander at in flashblack—she’d understand how Martin couldn’t help but get departin’ from his marriage vows.