Maggie Gyllenhaal Nude

Welcome to November!

It's a month of brisk winds, bonfires, roasted turkey, and some of the most smoking hot naked celebs who ever lived.

They say Scorpios are passionate and erotic, and who can argue with that with famous November babes like Rebecca Romijn, Demi Moore, and Anne Hathaway?

Guns n' Roses had no idea what they were singing about when they referred to November rain as "cold". Click "more" and check out the list--you'll agree that this month is nothing less than boiling.

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Halfway through already? Time flies when you're admiring bums!

We're in the midst of summer and in the midst of our Top 100 Nude scenes list. Stars like Maggie Gyllenhaal, Lizzy Caplan, and Jennifer Aniston nude prove that, just like an Oreo or Twinkie, the middle is the sweetest part. So press "more" and take a big bite of sexy numbers 50 through 41!

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn stars of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). Come see Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Blake Lively, Heidi Montag, and many more, placed alongside the hardcore fuck-film queens they most nakedly resemble, porn stars such as Traci Lords, Annie Sprinkle, Jeanna Fine, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Sharon Mitchell. You will be T&Amazed!


See more after the jump!

Before I re-vamp this top ten list for the new year, I'm feeling like making a pro and con list for those who are already on it. I'm not sure what will happen in 2009 but I know that when it's left up to the celebutards, anything is possible...

See the Secret Diary of a Call Girl Star Breastfeeding on the Beach! Nude pics here!

Swimsuit-clad Brit dish and recent mom Billie Piper busted out her baby-feeders seaside recently and got snapped serving a self-made milk meal to her lucky little sucker.

Fans of Billie’s Showtime series Secret Diary of a Call Girl have enjoyed naked ganders at her pre-pregnancy T&A, but just consider those delights a warm-up for her dairy-gorged gorgeousness now.

Lactation has graced plucky blonde with the meltingly sexy slight overbite with super-expanded giganto-nipples.

Click the pic for a mouth-watering eyeful of Ms. Piper’s jumbo dairy-pipes after the jump.