Lisa Marie Sexy

Former New Jersey Catholic schoolgirl Lisa Marie didn't start out in trouble, so she decided to get into some by moving to New York City at age 16 to become a model and actress. As a model, Lisa posed for the likes of Robert Mapplethorpe and Calvin Klein; as an actress, she landed a bit part on Miami Vice in 1988. It was in 1991, however, that she made the two best career moves of her life: meeting offbeat "gothic" director Tim Burton at a New Year's Eve party and turning down the role of Kathy, Vanilla Ice's love interest, in the truly putrid Cool as Ice (1991). During their nearly decade-long engagement, Burton gave Lisa plenty of meaty (but not very skinful) parts in his movies, such as Ed Wood (1994), Mars Attacks! (1996), Sleepy Hollow (1999), and Planet of the Apes (2001). The best shots that Burton got of Lisa's skin are in Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow, both of which contain this chick's copious cleavage. Since Burton publicly dumped Lisa for Helena Bonham Carter in 2001, Lisa likely won't appear in another of his films anytime soon. In fact, she has appeared in very few non-Burton-directed films and hasn't come close to showing her most intimate parts on screen. In 1997 she scored a supporting role in Breast Men, an HBO movie about the inventors of the breast implant, in which she did not show her breasts. Her sexiest role to date was as a struggling actress working for a loan shark in Frogs for Snakes (1998). Mr. Skin's a struggling viewer of lovely but languishing Lisa Marie.