Linnea Quigley: Queen of All Scream Queens

If you like a good set of cans with your horror (and who doesn’t?), look no further than the female figure who’s been flashing her funbags in horror flicks for three decades. In this extensive list you’ll see all the good parts we’ve collected from Linnea Quigley’s great body of work. Let’s get the party started with this grave dancing scene that Quigley strips down for, in The Return of the Living Dead (1985). More graveyard gazongas abound from the film, and they’re all right here on the playlist you’re your viewing pleasure. In Night of the Demons (1988) Linnea pops open her pink dress to primp up her nipples with some lipstick. Later on in the movie she’s bent over, playing pinball, much to the enraptured satisfaction of the convenience store staff. She struts her stuff in a glittery striptease while a noir-detective guy narrates about getting knocked over by a pubic hair in Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988). Some more dancing, but this time in a long drawn-out scene from Psycho From Texas (1975), in which beer is eventually spilled on her nude flesh. Ms. Quigley gets manhandled and stripped down by two naked dudes, followed by an interview in Auditions (1978). Playing a Sleeping Beauty role in Fairy Tales (1979), Linnea wakes up with the same youthful and pointy chest popping out. In Graduation Day (1981) she pulls in a teacher’s head to her bare chest in hopes of possibly altering a grade. Seems like she’ll be there for graduation day after all.