Hole + Pole + (Hole + Hole) = Open Relationship
This past Wednesday, when her smirking Sapphic sex slave Sam was spinning Katy Perry remixes at heroin-themed London nightclub Chinawhite, lesbian thespian Lindsay Lohan was reportedly flirting with breeders in the VIP room.
But what does Sam expect? Even the Amazons had to mate with some Gargareans once in a while to keep the race going.
Rips in the fabric of Lindsay and Sam’s two-twat tapestry of torrid turpitude began showing last week when Sam busted LiLo putting the moves on a swinging dick at Las Vegas’s Pure nightclub.
According to an article in The Sun,
Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.
She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding.
Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.
Meanwhile Lindsay has been insistent that she is not a lesbian and that she, in fact, has a constant craving for cock. She understands how her long-term lesbian love affair with a butch DJ could give people the wrong impression, though.
While some women, e.g. Hayden Panettiere, proclaim that they would gladly go lesbian for Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, or Jessica Alba, LiLo insists that those women leave her cold, and only the close-cropped locks, vintage fedoras, ever-present smirk, and Aaron Carter-esque looks of Sam Ronson could have her dining on pink taco.
But recent events suggest that she may soon be alternating these excursions to eat at the Y with trips to with some visits to local hot dog vendors in the near future.
