Jessica Biel's Cleavage Is A Great Award
The statue for the Academy Award, better known as The Oscar, was originally designed by MGM art director Cedric Gibbons. His idea was to create a statuette that looked like a knight standing on a reel of film gripping a crusader's sword. And while it’s a noble design and an iconic figure, I think it’s time to update the statuette and use Jessica Biel in this dress as a model.
Seeing Jessica Biel’s incredible cleavage is always an honor and an award, so why not make it so?If you don’t want the Oscar to be replaced, that’s totally fine. We can create a whole new award show and have the Cleavage Biel be the name of the statuette. I don’t mind what kind of an award it is—it could be for movies, art, lawn care, dentists, road sign making, you name it—Jessica Biel’s cleavage is a great way to honor any of those noble professions and the achievements made by those involved. Hell, I think most people would be happy to just get a photo of Jessica Biel in this dress as a reward.
You know, I think I’m going to print out a bunch of these Jessica Biel cleavage pics and hand them out to co-workers for all their hard work. I’m sure that will brighten everyone’s day. Hell, I’m going to print a few out and reward myself.
