There's nothing that breaks Mr. Skin's heart than not being able to know more about a beautiful woman who went nude on film. Take Krystina Carson for example. Here's what we know about Krystina, she's gorgeous and she went nude in the movie Man on the Moon (1999), baring her breasts while wrestling with Jim Carrey/Andy Kaufman alongside co-star Angela Jones! Beyond that, we know nothing about her, and it's really and truly sad to be honest. We were excited when, just a year after Man on the Moon, Krystina showed up as Darlene aka Parrot Girl in the indie comedy Apartment 12 (2000). It seemed like Krystina was on the move and we'd soon know more about this mysterious beauty, but alas it wasn't meant to be. Perhaps Krystina turned her back on it all and left the industry for good. It's possible she just didn't like the grind—and it is a grind—and she got out while the getting was good. Either way, we can only dream of what might have been for Krystina, who would've continued showing her luscious melon breasts on the silver screen for years to come...in our imaginations anyway. Picture it now, Krystina and Angela are the breakout stars of Man on the Moon, and they get a spin-off movie that would probably be titled Woman on the Moon. Now we're cooking with gas, though, because Krystina and Angela, who have presumably gone to the moon because of the title, maybe they figure out they're lesbians and now we've got ourselves a franchise, people. It could still happen. Sign the petition! Save the rebellion! Save the dream!
