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Joan Collins Nude
Bio, Pics, and Clips
Great Nudity!
- Nude movie roles:
- 9
- Place of birth:
- London, England, UK
- Date of birth:
- May 23rd, 1933
The only sight more famous and lasting than the big, round, rolling eyes of television's most instantly recognizable minx, Dynasty's Joan Collins, is her big, round, rolling bust line. British and breathy Joan has been ravishing in the raw since her fully nude butt sauntered in front of the lenses of L'Amore breve (1969), a picture that also benefited from Collins pinching her … Join Mr Skin to read her entire Biography
Mr Skin's Favorite Places to See Her
#1
#2
#3
#1. Oh, Alfie!
2 pics - breasts
#2. The Stud
12 pics & 7 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#3. The Bitch
12 pics & 6 clips - breasts, butt
Skin Filmography
Nutcracker (1982) • Mme. Laura Carrere
Homework (1982) • Diane
NBD*5 pics, 1 clip
The Bitch (1979) • Fontaine Khaled
Nude7 pics, 5 clips
The Big Sleep (1978) • Agnes Lozelle
Sexy1 pic, 1 clip
The Stud (1978) • Mrs. Fontaine Khaled
Nude10 pics, 6 clips
Fearless (1977) • Brigitte
Nude1 pic, 2 clips
The Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones (1976) • Black Bess
Sexy1 pic, 2 clips
The Devil Within Her (1975) • Lucy Carlesi
Nude1 pic
Oh, Alfie! (1975) • Fay
Nude1 pic
L'arbitro (1974) • Elena Sperani
Nude8 pics, 3 clips
Tales That Witness Madness (1973) • Bella Thompson
Fear in the Night (1972) • Molly Carmichael
Revenge (1971) • Carol Radford
L' Amore breve (1969) • Roberta
Nude2 pics, 2 clips
Seven Thieves (1960) • Melanie / Madame De La Cruz
Sexy7 pics, 3 clips
Rally 'Round the Flag, Boys! (1958) • Angela Hoffa
Sexy2 pics, 1 clip
*Key
- NBD
- = Nude body double
TV
Pacific Palisades (1997) • Christina Hobson
Faerie Tale Theatre (1982) • Witch
Dynasty (1981 - 1989) • Alexis Carrington
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Counting Down the Very Breast of the Boob Tube
Join Mr. Skin as we span the decades from the most primitive days of the medium to the most cutting-edge efforts of today in order to round up and sound off on the 50 most erotic, exciting, alluring, and skin- ventive series to ever keep TV viewers glued to their seats … in every sense of the term. Number 50 through 41 follow.
Be sure to come back tomorrow and over the next five days to see the complete list!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
50. Deal or No Deal (2005 - ?)
Network: NBCTele-Visions: Aubrie Lemon, April Scott, Donna Feldman, Leyla Razzari, Lisa Gleave
Skinopsis: Howie Mandell guides contestants through a game of chance that involves selecting suitcases held by 26 different swimsuit models. What a deal!
What’s Hot: The game may be the thing, but it’s the two-dozen-plus sweet packages holding the suitcases that makes Deal or No Deal such a squeal.
Sexy Star Pics:
Be sure to check out #50 through #41 after the jump!
Nude Scene Guide
Movies
Homework (1982) … Diane
– 1:19:00 – body double, breastsBODY DOUBLE: Joan does a good job seducing a young boy, showing some massive Carringtons (belonging to another, alas) when she strips down. (41 seconds)
The Bitch (1979) … Fontaine Khaled
– 0:03:00 – breastsVery brief left breastage as Joan turns to greet a showertime visitor. (21 seconds)
– 0:23:00 – breastsJoan jiggles about in a black corset while chatting up some bloke. Then she drops the top and makes with the hootage. (46 seconds)
– 0:24:00 – breasts, buttBitch-buns and brief left chest-nubbin as Joan gets out of bed and walks into the bathroom. (7 seconds)
– 0:25:00 – breastsFloating funbaggage as Joan washes in a bubble-bath while talking to Mr. Swanky. (35 seconds)
– 1:01:00 – breastsQuick left breast-hangage as Joan slides all over her lover. (8 seconds)
The Stud (1978) … Mrs. Fontaine Khaled
– 0:10:00 – breastsSeveral glimpses of Joan's juggalos as she gets down in an elevator with Oliver Tobias. (32 seconds)
– 0:24:00 – breasts, buttClose-up of Joan's caboose as she gets a massage, followed by a brief flash of right-side rackage as she shifts on the table. Super sexy! (41 seconds)
– 0:27:00 – buttFully-clothed Joan enters a room, whips off her skirt and flashes some great gluteus. (20 seconds)
– 1:03:00 – breastsBrief chest-boppers as Joan takes off her top and dives into a lush indoor pool. She's so damn hot! (13 seconds)
– 1:04:00 – breasts, bush, buttEverybody in the pool -- for an orgy! Joan and her dude do all manner of wild things with another couple in the water and on a swing. Watch for great studies of Joan's famously lopsided (but still udderly awesome) funbags. (106 seconds)
Fearless (1977) … Brigitte
– 0:42:00 – breastsDancing in the night-club she reveals her bettys. (16 seconds)
– 1:19:00 – breastsRight boob and side buns lying dead on the couch. (34 seconds)
L'arbitro (1974) … Elena Sperani
– 0:54:00 – breastsJoan'll make you moan when she shows a couple of peeks of very brief right nippage when she canoodles with a chest-beating yahoo outdoors. (72 seconds)
– 1:29:00 – buttFinally, a decent skin shot! It's a good look at her Alexis Carringtush when she smooches Lando on the bed. (14 seconds)
– 1:23:00 – buttLet the Skinvision pave the way to Ms. Collins's lovely can when she flashes a taste of tail exiting the bed. (25 seconds)
L' Amore breve (1969) … Roberta
– 0:52:00 – breasts, buttSlowwwwwly she strips. Step by step. Inch by inch. Then the bra drops and we get a quick flash of her Colbys, and a clear can shot as she walks toward Massimo. Note: you never clearly see her face, but I won't let that dash my dreams. (111 seconds)
