We Need A Bust Of Jessica Simpson's Bust
While I may dab a paintbrush in some watercolors every now and then, I would by no means call myself an artist. I am, however, fully aware of the struggles that every artist faces and if you are ever lucky enough to have a gallery exhibit, it has to be quite a rush. Though, personally I would be a little upset if everyone spent the whole night staring at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage instead of my all my art hanging on the wall.
I can’t blame anyone for staring at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage—I’m struggling to take my eyes off of it, myself—but no matter what kind of artist you are, it take years—hell a lifetime—to get your work on display for the public to see. And then here comes Jessica Simpson with her spectacular cleavage and no one wants to look at the visual representation of your anger towards your father because he didn’t hug you when you graduated high school. And no disrespect to Jessica Simpson and her fantastic cleavage, it’s amazing, and if you took a picture of her cleavage and hung it on a wall, I would call it art. Jessica Simpson definitely has some museum quality cleavage. Personally, I wish someone would make a bust of her busts for future generations to see.
Hopefully Tom Everhart wasn’t bummed out that Jessica Simpson’s cleavage was the best work of art from his show. Maybe it gave him some inspiration for his next series.
