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Can We Call It "Lo-ing" When The Ass Cheeks Peek Out From The Shorts?

Just imagine for a moment, you’re on vacation visiting Las Vegas. All of the incredible buildings, the strangely wonderful people, the food, the lights, the shows, and all of a sudden you look up at see Jennifer Lopez in a bikini top and white shorts shaking her magnificent rear end… Honestly, that’s how I want to go.

I had a thought while flipping through pictures of J-Lo in bikini and shorts (other than I wish it was a video), we can see just a hint of Jennifer Lopez’s ass coming out of these shorts. As we all know, no shorts can hold in the true power and sexiness of Jennifer Lopez’s ass. But my thought was, what do we call this cheek sighting? For boobs, it’s called cleavage. When we see the thong, it’s called whale tale. Doesthe bottom of the ass cheeks have a nickname, though? Now, it might and I’m just not up on the current lingo, but if there is no such name I think we should call it “Loing”. Pronounce it Lo-ing, like J-Lo’s shorts are giving a nice “loing” view. I don’t know, I’m just tossing out ideas here, but I think it can stick. Give it a week or so, let me know if it works.

I would bet that Jennifer Lopez was probably attending a private party and your everyday, run of the mill tourist would never look up to see her dancing somewhere in Las Vegas, but if I knew that was a possibility, even just a 10% chance, I’d visit Vegas twice a year at least.

Via Splash News