Her name is Bonde, J.J. Bonde. She’s a five-foot, nine-inch blonde with a sexy figure and a desire to share it with whomever in interested in a good time. She models, naturally, but her unnaturally endowed body is best seen in action. The only place we know of to enjoy the fruits of those labors is in the sci-fi horror flick Psychic Experiment (2010). You may recognize a bunch of scream queens and B movie stars like Friday the 13th's (1980) Adrienne King in the splatterfest about a mysterious facility that has been doing all sorts of psychic experiments on the people of a small town, which results in wacky stuff like supernatural sinkholes, people getting melted, and folks getting sucked into walls. J.J. was cast as a Blonde Shopper, which you’d think would be the role any American girl would die for, but in fact it looks more like J.J. is actually dying. See, in the zaniest scene in the entire movie, all the psychic powers result in the toy store's dolls coming alive and stabbing people to death. On the bright side, sick of being played with, the dolls also start to rip girl's tops off and play with their hooters. J.J. is seen naked and covered in blood as she crawls on the floor. You don't have to be a psychic to know we'd happily hose her down and ask her to some experimenting with us. Weirdly, that was the only movie she ever acted in. Who wouldn't want to do some naked bonding with J.J. Bonde?
