There’s this movie called Samorost (1983). The only thing you need to know about it is that it’s Ivana Chýlková’s professional debut. The sexy Czech with the piercing eyes and brown hair looks like the girl next door, if you live next door to a runway of strutting models. She’s been on her local boob tube in shows with such unpronounceable names as O zvíratech a lidech and Zivot na zámku but has yet to show her boobs. Anywhere! The closest she came was in the movie Rama Dama (1991), but her rama damas were sadly missing in action. The actress is only in her mid-forties and still working, so there’s hope. Pray for skin.
