Hung: Celebrity Nudes on DVD 9-27-11 [PICS]

Forget Transformers: Dark of the Moon, because the breast way to get your adrenaline flowing this week on DVD and Blu-ray is with the ample anatomy of the gigolo comedy Hung and the boobtastic biopic Carlos (2010). Plus, it's another great week for genre skinema as the exploitation explosions Basket Case (1982), She (1985), and Torso (1973) all hit Blu-Ray and Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) hits DVD.

Also nude on DVD, you'll be swimming in silicone snookers with the nude The Girls Next Door spinoffs Kendra and Holly's World.

Thomas Jane is Ray Drecker, a former high-school sports star whose low-paid career as a basketball coach leads him to seek employment as a male prostitute on the HBO comedy Hung. As the title suggests, he’s got the equipment for the job, and his pimp (Jane Adams) knows just how to get the most money for his mighty member. The nudity-heavy cast also includes Anne Heche as his ex-wife and a gaggle of hot-to-trot babes like Rebecca Creskoff and Alanna Ubach who put up the bread to ride Thomas' baloney pony. What a dick!

Venezuelan revolutionary-turned-terrorist Carlos the Jackal had such an exciting life, it took 5 1/2 hours to tell his story in Carlos (2010). In the 1970s and 1980s, Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, aka Carlos the Jackal (Edgar Ramirez), was one of the world’s most feared- and most admired- men. The founder of a notorious worldwide terrorist organization, Carlos participated in a few bungled bombings before a 1975 raid on an OPEC meeting thrust him into international infamy. Juana Acosta and Nora von Waldsttten are among the gorgeous groupie gals who’ll light your fuse when they get bare for the terrorist. Carlos will put a pipe bomb in your pants!

Brotherly love should not be trifled with, particularly not the affection of one conjoined twin for his attached sibling, even if that dangling family member is sliced off and turned into a Basket Case (1982). After undergoing a surgical procedure to separate him from the person he had been closest to for his entire life, the ambulatory half of a pair of sundered Siamese twins lugs his dearest kin about with him seeking vengeance on the evil fools who rendered what God had joined together. Terri Susan Smith’s great big bobbling bazoombas get thoroughly worked over by Mr. Basket Case as he gives her a killer hump.

In the sword and sandal sextravaganza She (1985), the aptly named Sandahl Bergman stars as She, the man-bashing, girl-randy ruler of a post-holocaust world. Reigning over tribes of limb-cloning lizards and feisty female foxes, She must battle brutes with evil skintentions to get her lusty lesbianic lieges into bed. In the battle of She vs. He, the mammy matriarch always wins boobs up and hands down. Sandahl's buoyant Bergmanstocks are sweetly sexposed as she bathes her wounds in a cave pool. Unga bunga to her sexellent chumba wumbas!