Ali Larter's Cleavage Is A Great Reward For Taking Care Of The Planet
I wouldn’t call myself a tree hugger or anything, but I do care about the plants, lakes, and oceans on this planet. We only have one Earth and we should love it and take it care of it. That is why the next time I’m at the beach and I see a big rock, I’m going to hug it, because without that rock, we wouldn’t have this sexy Instagram post of Ali Larter in a bikini.
If that makes me one of those crazy environmentalists then so be it, that’s just fine by me. I won’t apologize for my love of objects that allow all of us, not just me, to see Ali Larter looking incredibly sexy. And yes, I know that rocks don’t have feelings, but maybe I’m not hugging the rock for the sake of the rock. Maybe I’m hugging it because it makes me feel better. Now it doesn’t make me feel as awesome as does looking at Ali Larter’s cleavage, but still it seems worth it to me. I have no doubt I’ll get some crazy looks by hugging a rock, but those willing to listen to my message about saving the rocks and oceans so Ali Larter can post sexy pics on Instagram, might be able change their minds. And that, plus Ali Larter in a bikini, is totally worth it.
Hey, we all have to do our part. We all have to do whatever we can to leave a better world for those who come after us. And if that’s not enough of a reward for you, then keep staring at Ali Larter in a bikini.