Giulia Salvarani will have you salivating… No. That sucks. Giulia Salvarani is like a salve for… No. That sucks harder. Giulia Salvarani is our salvation (better; let’s see where Mr. Skin can take it…), saving us from salivating all over our salve (damn—had it, then lost it). Okay. Enough effing around, Giulia is an Italian actress born in Ancona, and a graduate of the National Academy of Dramatic Arts, which means she’s a trained Actress (with a capital A). She’s practiced Taekwando for over ten years (which means she can kick Mr. Skin’s ass for all the terrible ways he bastardized her name at the beginning of this bio), can ski like a pro, and knows a little bit of English. Giulia also goes skinny-dipping in the ocean with a female love interest, the two of them naked and making out in the salty water. She then ups the ante from just seeing her ass in the distance on the beach to a closer, more intimate moment in bed with the same girl paramour, their limbs entwined, lips smashing, breasts exposed. Where does all this bare-skinned, booty-call action happen? In the Italian-language Netflix series Summertime, where Giulia played Irene in 2020. And might Mr. Skin add, the short-haired honey has the best little jiggle to her globes as she leans over and lets the language of love slip from her lips (Mr. Skin doesn’t speak Italian, but chooses to believe she was talking hot and dirty). Giulia also starred in the role of Crì in a little indie movie, Il Colpo del Cane (2019), aka The Dog Snatch. Mr. Skin has so many ways he can go with that title that he simply doesn’t know where to begin. To avoid the risk of ending up right where he started, he’s simply going to end.
