“I Kissed A Girl Singer” Katy Perry Poses for Maxim and Longs for Girl-Girl Action with Hannah Montana Teen Star

Raven-maned, wide-eyed Katy Perry is presently storming the pop charts with a danceable paean to lesbian experimentation titled “I Kissed a Girl”, as well as appearing in scorching Maxim magazine photos.

Not to be mistaken with Jill Sobule’s smarmilicious 1995 semi-hit of the same name, Katy’s “I Kissed a Girl” is all pelvic-pumping beats, unrepentant declarations that the singer “liked it,” and dripping reminiscences of her partner and “the taste of her cherry Chapstick.”

Better still, Katy has publicly declared her longing to lock lips (and who knows what else) with wholesome Hannah Montana creampie, Miley Cyrusand preferably at next month’s Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards!

Declared Katy: “Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

And who knows how many others it would helpand in, oh, so many ways. And now Norway's Kimmeh gives you 10 Reasons to Be a Lesbian.