A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

Katy Perry might have the most kissable cleavage today, girls. (Flisted)

… and she also shows a butt that’ll make you pucker, to boot(y), the cover of Blender. (Hollywood Gossip)


The Pussycat Dolls do Blender magazine, as(s) well. (The Nip Slip)

Giant-boobed UK beauty Lucy Pinder eats noodles, won’t leave yours limp. (Boobie Blog)

Who wants breasts and thighs? Hooters launches a 2009 swimsuit calendar. (Bitten and Bound)

New 007 girl Gemma Arterton says she was born with 012 fingers. (Defamer)

Foxy Brown hips, hops, and slips nip. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Tug it out: Entourage renewed for sixth season. (LA Weekly)

Porn sirens Belladonna and Jenna Haze to host 2009 AVN Awards. (AVN)

Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner: Kaput? (Hollywood Grind)

Attention Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, Jane Birkin, and Lou Doillon: The Mother Daughter Exchange Club is here for you. (AVN) more…

One year after her iconic breakthrough as bisexual glitter goddess Crystal Connors in Showgirls, Gina Gershon went all the way to the lady-loving side opposite jugalicious Jennifer Tilly in Bound, which opened in theaters on this date in 1996.

Directed by The Wachowski Brothers, later of Matrix fame, Bound is a twisty, twisted thriller in which Mafia moll Jen falls for ultra sexy tough-girl lesbo Gina. Together they plot to make off with $2 million of mobster Joe Pantoliano’s money – but not until they make it with each other a lot first … and then after … and even during the grand scheme.

Bound is stylish and captivating, and it clearly announced the Wachowskis as filmmaking talents to watch. More skin-portantly, Bound also forever rendered Gina Gershon a Sapphic sex goddess (also see her skinteracial lust-fest with Shakara Ledard in Prey for Rock & Roll), and for many fans it provided the first revelation of Jennifer’s mighty, mighty suckle-sacks.

From the beginning, this movie was Bound for greatness. more…

In 1992, Basic Instinct Grabbed Audiences by the Short Hairs. It Still Hasn’t Let Go.

Before Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone was just another gorgeous (and talented) Hollywood blonde.

Upon the release of the kinky thriller -- and, more specifically, the revelation of the natural blondeness between her luscious legs -- Sharon Stone became an immediate Tinseltown sex goddess on par with cinema history’s hottest and most enduring eyefuls.

Join Mr. Skin, now, in a salute to Sharon and Basic Instinct. Just ease back, press play, and feel free to cross and uncross your legs. more…

It is the best of films, it is the breast of films.

And the world got its first look at the ultimate orgiastic, over-the-topless, absolutely skinsane NC-17-rated masterpiece (of ass) that we all know and worship as Showgirls on this date in 1995.

Ridiculously smeared as “the worst movie ever made” upon its release, this volcanically energetic, neon-sopped saga of a criminally insane exotic dancer’s ruthless rise to Queen of the Las Vegas Strip was immediately championed by adventurous film skin-thusiasts and nurtured into an enduring cult classic.

The general public caught on once Showgirls hit video and, today, the movie is hailed by even the snootiest critics as a brilliant, hyper-kinetic pop-art opus courtesy of visionary Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.

Showgirls is Mr. Skin’s single favorite film of all time. Come watch a clip of Elizabeth Berkley administering human history’s most explosive lap dance while her bisexual rival, Gina Gershon, leers on. Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show begins right after the jump. more…

Aubrey O' Day, the Danity Kane Songbird and Real-Life Best Friend of Jenna Jameson Shows Off More Than Just Her Powerful Pipes

Complex Magazine is presently showcasing Aubrey O’Day, the bombastically buxom blonde belter with pop group Danity Kane, in a photo shoot and interview loaded with provocative revelations.

Among Aubrey’s eye-popping quotes are “I love porn!” and “I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun!”

“I usually watch black guys doing white girls,” Aubrey also states. “That’s my little fetish. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.”

You’ll love getting another double-barreled blast of Aubrey O'Day after the jump. more…

Katy Perry kissed a girl, sexily sucks lollipop and blows bubbles in new photo shoot. (LAXtime)

"Hey, Leighton Meester: Nice side-boob, seester!" (On 205th)

Vanessa Hudgens' latex pants performance. (The Nip Slip)

The Coen Brothers' hit flick Burn After Reading sparks sales of The Silky dildo. (AVN)

Tila Tequila in Inked: it don't stinked! (LAXtime)

See Shauna Sands' undies in a see-through dress. (Yeeeah!)

Maggie Gyllenhaal nakedly breastfeeding leads The 50 Buzziest Blog Posts of All Time. (Nerve)

Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Alyssa Milano, and other hot female celebrity sports fans. (AllBalls) more…

Bai Ling Naked Nip Slip at X-Files Premiere; Kim Kardashian Modeling Mongo Seat Meat in Public

Bigger isn’t always better, except when we’re talking about the doorknob-sized wonder-nipples of slinky, Chinese-born minx Bai Ling and/or the mega-prodigious posterior of boob-tube booty queen Kim Kardashian.

Our friends The Paparazzi recently captured each of these bombshells who are very specifically hyper-endowed in very specific sexual characteristics showing off the stuff they've got the best of . . . and the most of. Yum-yum!

To see Bai Ling nude in public and Kim Kardashian nude on TV, follow the jump. more…

Traci Bingham Picks and Licks

African-American Baywatch bombshell Traci Bingham got snapped shopping by the paparazzi—appropriately enough, in the melon section (photo courtesy of TMZ).

Of course, titanically top-heavy Traci would never reduce herself to mere honeydews or mangoes. She goes for full, juicy, sweet watermelons.

And Mr. Skin would like to be the security guard who frisks Traci on the way out, just to make sure she’s not smuggling a couple of those ripe suckers out in her bra.

In other news, Traci Bingham sucks lesbian face with girls, as reported by (excuse us) Dirty Rotten Whore.

Get a girl-girl eyeful, along with Traci Bingham's naked melons (and patch) after the jump. more…

Naked Real-Life Bisexual Kristanna Loken Says She’ll Always Be Hot for Nude Female Flesh

Hard-bodied blonde supernova Kristanna Loken married Noah Danby in May 2008, after public make-out sessions with ambisexual pop phenom Pink and a rumored relationship with Girlfight spitfire Michelle Rodriguez (who seems a bit more of a girl-lover than a girl-fighter, if you catch our drift).

Last night, smokin’ Miss Loken strutted the red carpet at the premiere of Lime Salted Love and, according to The Bastardly, brazenly boasted that she’ll always smack her lips (and others’) for love that comes in all flavors.

Said Kristanna:

“I’m married to a man now. I think I was ready to be in a committed relationship and it could have been with a man or a woman. It just so happened to be a man, but it doesn’t make me not attracted to women.”

Join us after the jump to see Kristanna Loken nude and looking extremely attracted to Katherine Moennig nude in The L Word. more…

Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh with the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest T&A Questions

This time out, we asked you: What celebrity bad girl would you most like to spank—Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, or Tila Tequila?

Nonstop partying, no-limits sexuality, catfights, arrests, rehab (or, in one case, not going to rehab, no-no-no)—these are the things that modern Hollywood’s hottest bad girls are made of!

And none are hotter, or more bad-ass, than Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, or Tila Tequila.

So which one of these wild babes would you most like to discipline with an open-palmed whack vigorously (and repeatedly) applied to a bare, supple heinie?

That’s the query the Skin Team took to the streets to ask passersby. And, oh, did we get a spanking earful!

Press play to watch the cheeky results. more…

“I Kissed A Girl Singer” Katy Perry Poses for Maxim and Longs for Girl-Girl Action with Hannah Montana Teen Star

Raven-maned, wide-eyed Katy Perry is presently storming the pop charts with a danceable paean to lesbian experimentation titled “I Kissed a Girl”, as well as appearing in scorching Maxim magazine photos.

Not to be mistaken with Jill Sobule’s smarmilicious 1995 semi-hit of the same name, Katy’s “I Kissed a Girl” is all pelvic-pumping beats, unrepentant declarations that the singer “liked it,” and dripping reminiscences of her partner and “the taste of her cherry Chapstick.”

Better still, Katy has publicly declared her longing to lock lips (and who knows what else) with wholesome Hannah Montana creampie, Miley Cyrus—and preferably at next month’s Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards!

See what brazenly bisexual celebrity moment Katy likens such a potential tongue-tangling to, after the jump. more…