Jaws Didn't Have Blake Lively In A Bikini
Usually summer time means movies that are filled to the brim with over the top action, massive destruction of major cities, and plot holes big enough to drive a truck through. So, if you are like me and you’ve got a little summer blockbuster fatigue than you probably can’t wait to spend two hours with Blake Lively and a bikini… and a shark.
While I have very little doubt The Shallows will be the next Jaws (that film is a masterpiece, no matter what anyone says), I have a strong feeling it’s going to be one of the most enjoyable films of the summer. Besides the fact we haven’t had a good shark movie in a long time (sorry Sharknado fans) seeing Blake Lively in a bikini on a big screen is truly a must-see event. I have no idea if this film is going to be in 3-D anywhere, but I really hope it is. Sure, we all love movies that make us jump because it looks like a shark is coming right at us, but imagine how awesome it would be to see Blake Lively’s cleavage in 3-D.
The Shallows is set for release on June 29th so we should all go ahead and mark our calendars. Who knows, maybe if it makes enough profit, they’ll make a sequel and we’ll get more Blake Lively cleavage in a couple of years.
