Eva Longoria Sexy

It sure is hot in Texas. And we're not talking about the weather.

With sexy women like Eva Longoria, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Beyoncé Knowles hailing from the great republic of Texas, it's obvious that oil rigs aren't the only things spewing in the Lone Star State.

Click "more", and take a tour of the sights of the great state of Texas. These hot celebrities are more interesting than the Alamo, and wilder than a rodeo!

Boob Tube is Light on the Nudes, Heavy on the Super Sexy

A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.

And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.

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British Call-Girl Site Says Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Really Is Desperate—for Johns!

It isn't unheard of for D-list direct-to-DVD stars to rake in a little extra cash by offering up their "escort" services. But the star of a super popular mainstream TV show who is a frequent focus of gossip mags and paparazzi lenses? Not very likely. Mr. Skin is sure Eva Longoria's Desperate Housewives checks—not to mention hubby Tony Parker's NBA cash haul—more than cover the bills.

So why is a UK escort service claiming you can rent Eva's luscious curves for about $3000 a night? Get the skinny after the cut.

20. Wonder Woman (1976-1979)

Network: ABC

Tele-Vision: Lynda Carter

Skinopsis: Lynda Carter brings the classic comic-book character to voluptuous life while America marvels at her superpowers and watches intensely to see her flap those eagle wings.

What’s Hot: Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter. Bullets and bracelets. Those satin tights. Truth, justice, and the T&American way! And Lynda Carter!

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A former competitive gymnast and dancer at the international level, fresh-faced Texas beauty Teagan Presley started doing porn at age 19 and quickly became a phenomenon, appearing in movies like Anal Prostitutes on Video 1 (2004) and Cum in My Ass Not in My Mouth 2 (2004). Teagan has also appeared on the hit HBO series Entourage, The Howard Stern Show, and in the blockbuster comedy Superbad (2007). In 2007 Teagan had new breast implants put in and auctioned off the old ones on eBay. Recently Teagan sat down with our own Maximilian Mueller to discuss dog bites, old movies, and her new policy of exclusive onscreen lesbianism.