Deux femmes en or (1970)

Two Women in Gold (1970) was a huge hit in Quebec, and it’s easy to see why with big-boobed Louise Turcot the perverted foil to mini-mammed Monique Mercure. There’s something for everyone in this wicked tale of bored suburban housewives and how they spread for the local handymen. Why their husbands are uninterested can be filed under “suspension of disbelief,” because both of these Canuck cuties are skintastic. Monique flashes her small wonders for the first time (compare and contrast with her sixty-year-old hooters in Naked Lunch [1991]). But it’s Louise who will melt viewers' igloos. She’s got moose-sized jugs that are sure to warm even the most frigid mounty during the cold Great White North winters.